If You Could Change Something About Your Body, What Would It Be? (page 3)

R.F.

My fat chipmunk cheeks.

Same here. I'm 23 years old but I look like a teenager. It's sad when some think i'm not old enough to have a driver's license. My cheeks make me look ever younger.

Minimus, you aren't born with BBPs, you have to get them from the NAACP (what do you think they are still around for anyways?) and you have to order it at a certain time.. and if you don't then well, you get what they send you.

Silly white man. Don't even know where black penises come from... *tsk tsk tsk*

EDIT: Moms, that would just be weird!!1 Cause then they might end up likeing the fake one more than mine. And then what?!

OKay let me stop, I always come into threads and make them dirty I have a problem.

Shawn10538

The baby hippo living inside my stomach.

BFD

snowbird

I want the stereotypical big black monster penis I'm supose to have

"Stereotypical" is the key word. I know you don't believe everything you hear.

I would change my eyes to size XL.

Sylvia

saywhat29

Stereotypical" is the key word. I know you don't believe everything you hear.

I know but... *whiiines*

I waaaaant iiiit! *kicks and screams*

darkuncle29

Saywhat29, can I get a BBP and still be white?

What I would change? I'd change my chronic muscle pain and weakness for the muscles of a normal average 30 something guy. I want my lazer sharp memory and thinking ability back. I want my 20 something metabolism back so I don't look so "mature and filled out". Perhaps the best thing would be contentment and accepting how I am.