The Dance Of The Flaming Assholes....

by Englishman 20 Replies latest jw friends

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  Englishman

  ....is an incredible thing to see. My old work pal Leo would do it every works Christmas party. This incredibly smart and dignified gentlemen would raise money for charity by taking bets as to how long he could clench a lighted newspaper between the cheeks of his buttocks. 'Course, this neccessitated him standing on a table and dropping his trousers and pants. He also reasoned that by bending over the flames would be kept further away from his sensitive parts. Believe me, it was an amazing sight to see.

  My party pieces are pretty tame by comparison. I can do a 30 second passable impression of Mr Bean. I can also walk on top of a garden roller if someone pulls it along, but that is only any good at barbies.

  Anyone here got any party pieces?

  Englishman.

  Nostalgia isn't what it used to be....
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  OUTLAW

  Now thats a funny story,thanks for the laugh.
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  gumby

  About the only funny party trick I can do is light a fart.
  The only time I would ever put newspaper between my cheecks is out camping when i don't have toilet paper.
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  Celtic

  This isn't going to be appreciated in view of recent events, but I said this in the chat last night, went down like a lead block, but the effect with photography is quite funny nevertheless.

  Eat scores of Heinz baked beans, they make you as windy as hell, lie on the floor and get someone, your partner? to pour loads of flour on your bum, like loads of it, loads and loads, your partner then lights the strangulated long violent fart, the effect is like a volcano going off, even better under coloured lights. Get your camera out and try it.

  peace

  celtic
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  gumby

  Celtic: Your one sick puppy
  PS. What the poop is your bum?
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  Englishman

  A bum is a botty.

  Englishman.

  Nostalgia isn't what it used to be....
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  OUTLAW

  Canadian translation for bum:.."bum"
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  OUTLAW

  Englishman,I love your never ending beer bottle.In Canada,if you want another bottle of beer,you have to open another bottle!
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  zev

  i got one...it reallly makes the ladies think....

  i can tie a cherry stem in a knot.

  using only my tounge.

  any takers?

  course the dub ladies blush and look away...
  but thats because their in denial.

  -Zev
  -August 8th, 2001 - The day the lambs ROARED
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  peaceloveharmony

  zev honey, i can do that trick too