non-jehovah's witness does good deed

by ninja 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • ninja
    ninja

    I found an I pod video under one of the tables when I was cleaning the pub this morning....and being the evil apostate that I am.....guess what I did?......I handed it in......sorry for letting all my fellow evil apostates down.....wonder if the watchtower will mention this dastardly deed?.....muhahahahahahahaha............................................................................................................................................................ha

  • llbh
    llbh

    You reprobate Ninja do you not have a home to go to? In the pub all night and then cleaning up your mess afterwards, u r a hero!!

    Seriously i doubt they care, though if u were a JW y would be at the assembly with the co holding forth about honesty of JWs. Fancy going back??

    BTW good deed Ninja

    llbh

  • ninja
    ninja

    sorry for letting you guys down ll......sniff....consider it pocketed in future

  • AlphaOmega
    AlphaOmega

    Ninge...

    You did the right thing - who knows what sort of aposte crap or loud satanic music may have been on it.

    Handing it in to the elders to sell deal with was the best decision that you could make.

  • AlphaOmega
    AlphaOmega

    Actually, I have a question.

    What is that "morning pub" smell ?

    I tried to buy it as an air freshner, but the woman in Tesco just laughed in my face ????

  • ninja
    ninja

    its urine and underpants and beer combined.....lovely combo

  • AlphaOmega
    AlphaOmega
    its urine and underpants and beer combined.....lovely combo

    That'll be why the woman in the supermarket spat at me when I described it to her then.

  • ninja
    ninja

    damn....I told you a trade secret......I have to spray it all over the pub to get rid of the smell of flowers and coffee

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned

    Way to go Ninja, now think of what the witnesses are going to have to do to stand out as more righteous than the rest of us. Way to throw off the curve buddy.

  • sweet pea
    sweet pea

    Ninja - you're too good for this board, I think it's time for you to leave.....

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