I found an I pod video under one of the tables when I was cleaning the pub this morning....and being the evil apostate that I am.....guess what I did?......I handed it in......sorry for letting all my fellow evil apostates down.....wonder if the watchtower will mention this dastardly deed?.....muhahahahahahahaha............................................................................................................................................................ha
non-jehovah's witness does good deed
by ninja 15 Replies latest jw friends
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llbh
You reprobate Ninja do you not have a home to go to? In the pub all night and then cleaning up your mess afterwards, u r a hero!!
Seriously i doubt they care, though if u were a JW y would be at the assembly with the co holding forth about honesty of JWs. Fancy going back??
BTW good deed Ninja
llbh
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ninja
sorry for letting you guys down ll......sniff....consider it pocketed in future
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AlphaOmega
Ninge...
You did the right thing - who knows what sort of aposte crap or loud satanic music may have been on it.
Handing it in to the elders to
selldeal with was the best decision that you could make. -
AlphaOmega
Actually, I have a question.
What is that "morning pub" smell ?
I tried to buy it as an air freshner, but the woman in Tesco just laughed in my face ????
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ninja
its urine and underpants and beer combined.....lovely combo
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AlphaOmega
its urine and underpants and beer combined.....lovely combo
That'll be why the woman in the supermarket spat at me when I described it to her then.
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ninja
damn....I told you a trade secret......I have to spray it all over the pub to get rid of the smell of flowers and coffee
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Abandoned
Way to go Ninja, now think of what the witnesses are going to have to do to stand out as more righteous than the rest of us. Way to throw off the curve buddy.
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sweet pea
Ninja - you're too good for this board, I think it's time for you to leave.....