BUY NOW! Theocratic SONGS for CHILDREN of Jehovah's Witnesses

by Magick 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • Magick
    Magick

    Very rarely am I sickened to my stomach anymore. But, this website I stumbled accross made me run for my barf bag.

    Why isn't this "brother" counselled for making money off of the society? ...or does he have to pay royalties to the Watchtower?

    http://www.newworldsongs.com/ItsAbout_LO.html

    So far, this Jehovah's Witness (Gary Alt) has compiled Three CDs especially (exclusively?) for other Jehovah's Witnesses and their children to purchase over the internet for $13.50 each.

    They include songs like Brooklyn Bound, Marching to the New World, When We're In Jehovah's Paradise, I'm Gonna Be On Time and Pray It Away.

    I have had many privileges in Jehovah’s service over the years, not the least of which was playing the piano for the Brooklyn Bethel family in the early 1980s. Making these CDs certainly does NOT rank with congregation privileges, working unassigned Territory, or visiting a dear brother or sister in the hospital. But if you’re encouraged by them, it comes pretty close. -Gary Alt

    One of the worst songs on the CD (IMO) is:

    I’m Gonna Be On Time

    I’m tryin’, tryin’ to get ready now
    I’m flyin’, I’ll be on time somehow
    Momma says five minutes to go
    We must be out that door and on the highway
    The meeting’s just about to start
    And your daddy has a part and he’s workin’ on timing

    Remember, remember your service report
    September, is especially important
    Daddy says it’s time to go
    Let’s get out that door, we don’t have forever
    The meeting is soon to begin
    And we should all be in our seats together

    I’m gonna be on time
    I’m not gonna fall behind, behind the eight-ball
    I’m gonna be on time
    I’ll feel better when I’m in the Kingdom Hall

    I’m movin’, movin’ so I’ll be there
    Including the opening song and prayer
    Jehovah says “Come to my house,
    Come on in ‘cause now’s the time to take truth in”
    The meeting will soon have to end
    And I will be content when it’s concluding

    next is this one:

    Brooklyn Bound

    Packing my bags I’m moving on out for a greater need
    I won’t look back and think of what might have been
    Yes I’m travelling eastward going to Bethel to serve
    And I’m using my strength before old age throws me a curve

    I’m Brooklyn bound
    I’m Brooklyn bound
    And I’m giving my youth to Jehovah to use
    I’m Brooklyn bound
    My whole heart, my whole mind, my whole strength, my whole force, my whole soul
    I’m Brooklyn bound
    I’m Brooklyn bound
    I’m Brooklyn bound

    Work my way downtown cross the East River by the Brooklyn Bridge
    Wake up next morning ready for my privilege
    If the factory calls me I will be ready with bells on
    Or construction or laundry I will cross that Rubicon

    http://cdbaby.com/cd/garyaltfriends

    here's a review of the CD by a 6 year old:

    I like the CD very much.
  • author: Ryland 6 years old

    I like the CD very much. My favorite song is about the resurrection because I can’t wait to meet my papa’s grandma.

  • momzcrazy
    momzcrazy

    Ooohh just in time for Xmas! The Grinch

    momz

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    I'm sorry, I don't recognize the titles?? Are these covers? Beastie Boys? Ozzie????? Are they in the pink book?

  • steve2
    steve2

    You sure this guy's not taking the piss out of the Watchtower and is not even a bona fide JW?

    Sounds mighty suspect to me.

  • worldtraveller
    worldtraveller

    Remember the service report? Sounds like a campfire song.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    The being on time one almost sounds like a parody of the typical busy jw treadmill.

    S

  • Pioneer Spit...oh, i mean Spirit
    Pioneer Spit...oh, i mean Spirit

    If you want to express your personal barfication at these lyrics, the publicly placed email address for this fella is [email protected]

  • shell69
    shell69

    This is just sick. Programming the minds of children to think and belive all the dub sh*te.

    Shell

  • Dorktacular
    Dorktacular

    I was just listening to my "Christmas Songs for Jehovah's Witnesses" CD. It's great! I especially like " ". Oh, and who could forget " !". And the classic " , ?" Ah, the memories!

  • mathilde
    mathilde

    Oh my god!!!!!

    That´s sooo nasty,glad I´m not a child being forced to listen to that xxxx

    Mathilde

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