..Things You should Know about the Devil!!..

by OUTLAW 23 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  OUTLAW

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  OUTLAW

  ..If you don`t go to Assembly`s..The Devil will make sure your run over by a Bread Truck!..And..When the Bread truck hits you,a loaf of bread will fall out of the truck.........Poor Jehovah`s Witness`s will find the loaf of bread,so they don`t starve..And..They will leave you squashed on the road,because you didn`t go to the Assembly!.......................OUTLAW
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  WTWizard

  I doubt the devil is going to pee in my corn flakes (I don't even have any corn flakes for him to pee in). Instead, I hope he finds the lead hounder and pees in their corn flakes.

  Besides, I doubt that the Devil wants me to get hit with a bread truck. Why would the Devil want me dead now, while I am spreading apostasy around? The longer I am able to post, the more damage I can do to the Watchtower Society. And that means the "good" news will not be spread as fast as Jehovah would like. More people will have not heard it, and thus will not be Witlesses when Armageddon comes.

  Maybe the Devil would set me up so I could do fornication before getting recaptured by the Witlesses. That way, they would be forced to do their disfellowshipping. They would not have the option to ignore my Christmas decorations after removing me from them, ignore my apostasy after taking away my access to my computer, or ignore my inactivity in field circus after a few 20 hour days in field circus. Then the Devil could jack up their gas prices so they will have to pay $10,000 a gallon for gas and make it impossible for them to complete the work on their window washing jobs.
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  drew sagan

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  w717/15p.437God’sChildrenImitateWhatIsGood***

  But we cannot afford to be indifferent. The same enemy, Satan, the dragon, is on the warpath, more wrathful than ever. The modern-day history of Jehovah’s witnesses shows that attempts have been made by some, making up an "evil slave" class, to assume control over Jehovah’s work and his people
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  Mum

  The devil (at least the one named Satan) doesn't bother us non JW's, does he? After all, he's already allegedly got us in his corner. We are the "evil" NON-slaves who work against child molestors (even "holy" or "righteous" or "spirit appointed" child molestors) and dare to say what we really think (Intellectual Honesty - Is It for JW's? - No).

  I think I live alone, but perhaps Satan is ever with me. But the JW's may be right because he has never bothered my corn flakes or other stuff. Whatever he may be doing to "rule" me is not apparent to me or anyone else. So I don't let him bother me. If, however, he does to live in my house to ensure that I am sufficiently evil, I think he should pay rent or at least vacuum and clean up while I'm out. Any suggestions for collecting?

  Regards,

  SandraC
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  Superfine Apostate

  tried to sell my soul for rock'n'roll to the devil several times... never worked though. and no corn flakes for me.
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  SacrificialLoon

  Good thing I don't eat corn flakes.
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  sweetstuff

  He's too busy laughing his butt off at the GB to bother with little old me.

  His favorite gag so far? New Light, he apparently gets a real kick out of that one.
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  R.F.

  He also lives in the homes of righteous JWs with at least a few demons by his side.......

  .................that's what ones that thought they were so righteous told me at least.
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  OUTLAW

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