Regarding the teddy bear named Muhammad by a class in a prestigious private school in Sudan and the ensuing controversy, which is a prime example of religious fundamentalism (or religious extremism if you prefer) gone awry, I thought I'd incite some conflict in good 'ol USA....
- Jehovah is a self-centered tyrant
- Jesus is a wine-loving homeless hippie
- Allah is Jehovah's alter-ego
- Moses is warlock
- Joseph Smith is a pedophile
- Buddah is a pregnant hermaphrodite
- The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses are brainless, racist and closeted homosexual alcoholics
There, that feels better.
Best,
NYCkid