What would you say to Jesus?

by YoYoMama 33 Replies latest jw friends

  • jayhawk1
    jayhawk1

    I would say,

    Yo homie, wasssup! How's it hangin'?

    "Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford

    Check out this typical Jehovah's Witness at:
    http://hometown.aol.com/onjehovahside/

  • Francois
    Francois

    I'd say, "What kept ya?"

    ft

  • Makena1
    Makena1

    I would say, "Before you send me into everlasting oblivion, can I at least watch a few elders who stumbled to many of your "little ones" sink to the bottom of the ocean with a big fat millstone?"

    Makena

    ""Money is not properly invested until it is well spent and enjoyed".

  • IslandWoman
    IslandWoman

    I would say: Lord, why did you leave us for so long? Why Lord!!

    Why did you let us die, why did you let us die! Why did you let us

    die spiritually? Why Lord? We tried Lord, we suffered Lord, where

    were you? Where you, Lord? When we needed you!

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Why would Jesus want anything to do with lying bastard hipocrates?

  • IslandWoman
    IslandWoman

    "Why would Jesus want anything to do with lying bastard hipocrates?"

    Are you referring to the Watchtower or to the first century

    Christians?

  • Simon
    Simon

    I'd say "Jesus... I think you're making a big mistake. Let me tell you some things about the WTS..."

    If he wouldn't listen I'd kick him in the nuts and go hide somewhere.

  • amicus
    amicus

    If this is your idea of perfection...I'll take death.

  • kes152
    kes152

    Well, Jehovah's Witnesses CAN NOT be the "true path" because Jesus, the REAL Jesus said HE was the 'true path' saying....

    "I am the WAY, and the truth, and the life..."

    Also, Jehovah's Witnesses claim to be the 'truth.'

    Jesus said:

    "I am the way, and THE TRUTH, and the life.."

    "You will know the truth and the truth will set you free."

    "Therefore if the Son sets you free you will actually be free."

    John 14:6
    John 8:32, 36

    And Jesus knew religions would come saying "we are the truth, we are the true path" and Jesus said RESPECTING THEM:

    "All those who come IN PLACE OF ME are thieves and plunderers."

    John 10:8

    So Jesus already identified what kind of people JWs really are.. so its not possible for him to say "they are the truth" and "they are the path" when only HE himself is 'the truth,' and 'the path.'

    If a "Jesus" did say that, he is an imposter and an Anti-christ, with which the Lord Jesus will do away with the spirit of his mouth.

    Peace!
    Aaron

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    I would say: Jesus, all these other christian religions like the pentacostles, baptists, and a bunch of others did everything you said to do. They visited prisoners, they fed and took care of vagrants, drunks, and druggies, they preached about your salvation, they expelled demons, they healed in your name, and they worshipped you like a god. They sang for for you hours at a time, and chanted your name. They had parties for you. Are they not your brothers?

    The wt only had boring meetings about jehovah and how he was going to kill everybody. They called for jehovah to exterminate everybody else at least 8 times. Why would you pass over them all for the jws who only worshipped jehovah and preached about him and his goal of killing almost everybody? You said you were going to attract ALL men to you. Why did you give up?

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