Yes, sad to say. I just got back from a birthday lunch with Mary, and it's true, there is going to be a JC formed because of my pagan and hedonistic ways.
She did give me one saving grace though. She said I could "approve" of the elders that are going to take me into the back room for a little "chat"! lol
So, what elders want to sign up???
You'll have to tell Mary and I what your "qualifications" are though.
BB