OBVES and Reductio ad Absurdum

by Farkel 15 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  Farkel

  OBVES,

  Given that 1 = 0, I can prove that I am Jesus.

  Add 1 to both sides of the equation: then we have 2 = 1.

  The set containing just me and Jesus has 2 members

  But 2 = 1, so it has only 1 member; therefore, I am Jesus.

  Since I am Jesus, I know the truth, I have met the truth, and you sir, have no truth.

  Look up the definition Reductio ad Absurdum. From the definition, subtract 1 letter from each word and divide by 4. Add the number of all the remaining letters together, then subtract 1914 and add 607. Today is December 6, 2007, so 12 + 6 + 2007 = 2025. 2 + 0 + 2 + 5 = 7. Put the first letter of the first 7 sentences together, and you get "nutball."

  Trust me. I'm Jesus.

  Farkel
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  nvrgnbk

  Jesus, huh?

  So you're the guy that messed up my landscaping!
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  Priest73

  Nice. My lawn's a little neglected as well.
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  OUTLAW

  Farkel..Your calculations are impeccable!..I`ve tried to help Obves out by getting him to count pieces of KFC Chicken and multiplying it by the frys..Then dividing it by the carbonation bubbles in the soft drink.......It`s given everyone a new understanding of God,the Bible,Obves and chickens!...................... ...OUTLAW
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  bluesapphire

  Jesus! What took you so long?
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  avengers

  "All Kretenzers are liars" said one of their own prophets.

  If that is true then this prophet is speaking the truth.

  Therefore if he is speaking the truth he is not a liar.

  If he is not a liar then not all Kretenzers are liars.

  Therefore he's lying when he says all Kretenzers are liars.

  So they are all liers.

  Then he's speaking the truth and he's not a liar.

  I think numbers are easier.
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  Emma

  I was mathophobic until I joined this forum. Now I understand it all; hell, I am Math.
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  Open mind

  I remain, as always, Farkel's sycophantic, humble, shameless, cheer-leading servant.

  Great post Farkmeister!

  Open Mind
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  Sirona

  LMAO @ Farkel

  Sirona

  (ps. Farkel, you know you're still my secret crush right? )
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  WTWizard

  I think he will get his when 2012 comes, thereby proving every single one of his threads totally wrong.