The demons in Paris and NYC - More sophisticated than the ones in Timbuktu?

by nvrgnbk 34 Replies latest jw friends

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    Remember the JW concept ( maybe it's a Bible concept too) that different regions and nations are ruled by specific demons?

    I always thought that was funny.

    Like, are the demons in very superstitious regions "extroverted" and cantankerous, while the ones that promote materialism and atheism are more "subtle", sophisticated even?

    Which region does Satan hang out in?

    Lots of questions.

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned

    I've never heard this one, but I do remember how fascinated witnesses in general were with any thing demonic. When I first started studying, one of the fast food chains was giving out free Smurf dolls with every kid's meal. The witnesses from the Fort Bragg, NC area wouldn't eat there because those little plastic figures were supposedly possessed by demons.

  • NewYork44M
    NewYork44M

    I recently moved (back) to NYC. In addition, during one difficult conversation with my ex spouse she said that I had "demons flying through my head."

    So, do I now have the sophisticated demons, or did the unsophisticated demons travel up with me from Florida (a.k.a. Timbuktu)?

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk
    or did the unsophisticated demons travel up with me from Florida (a.k.a. Timbuktu)?

    Or do you mean BFE?

  • minimus
    minimus

    Some demons are quite backward.

    Some demons enjoy staying in hot deserts. Others love the islands.

    Some demons like colleges and universities.....Actually, I forgot, they all love higher education....well, the smart ones do.

  • sweetstuff
    sweetstuff

    Which region does Satan hang out in?

    The White House.

  • SacrificialLoon
    SacrificialLoon

    You think there are red demons and blue demons?

    Lol, nice picture Sweetstuff.

  • cognizant dissident
    cognizant dissident

    Demons are like pets, they take on the characteristics of their owners, er victims.

    For instance, superstitious, unsophisticated people from any region tend to be afflicted by superstitious usophisticated demons who like to inhabit smurfs, rabbits feet and various thrift store and garage sale items.

    People who are obsessed with sex, tend to be persecuted by demons who like to rape womenz in their bed. (I wonder if there are any homosexual demons? )

    People who are godless atheists are afflicted by the sneakiest kinds of demons there are. The invisible kind that trick people into believing they don't exist at all. Those crafty devils!

    Cog

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    Nice, Cog.

    Those "atheistic" demons really did a number on us, didn't they?

    Bastards!

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    How many demons can you fit on a head of pin on a sassy miniskirt bought at a garage sale?

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