..Are Kingdom Halls designed to drive Jehovah`s Witness`s Crazy?..

by OUTLAW 18 Replies latest jw friends

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  OUTLAW

  Holy Jump`n Sheep Sh*t!..How did an "add" get into my post to Vivamus??..LOL!!.................Awake and Watching..No,but you can tell me as many times as you like................................How about "Kingdom Hall Quick Builds?!"....Jehovah`s Witness`s will work for months in preparation for a Quick Build Kingdom Hall..Advertise to the world JW`s are sooooooooo organized,they built a "Windowless Monstrosity" in a few days!....................And..Wonder why nobody believes they have the Truth!................................OUTLAW
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  nvrgnbk

  It must be the mold spores.

  It's all starting to make sense.
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  Frequent_Fader_Miles

  Are they designed that way? Hell yes! It's supposed to be a matching set you know ... the building matches the rules and doctrines.
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  restrangled

  The KH my mom goes to, which was built about 10 years ago has toilets that flush so damn loud most second guess about going no matter how bad they have to.

  I have been dragged in about 3 times, and I swear the flush noise out does the speaker on the platform everytime.

  Did that stop me,...? Never, infact I would sometimes flush twice just for the hell of it.

  r.
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  jaguarbass

  Good points Outlaw!
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  WTWizard

  There are other issues. First, why do they have chairs that need to be kept dry, when children are going to get various liquid messes (not the least of which is if someone pees in their pants)? More common messes are drool, ink, and spilled baby formula. I suppose they are going to ban baby formula if it makes too much of a mess, and then wonder why people stop going.

  Another issue is the pxxx poor climate control systems. The air conditioners go on the fritz more often than not, likely because the professional janitors do not have time to clean the exterior coils. Then there is the issue of the thermostat. I have been in a Kingdumb Hell where it would get very hot, and then they would have to turn it down. Once the heat got it up to about 90 in the Hell, and then the air conditioner came on. It was about 55 that evening; hence opening a few windows would have been ample climate control. Another time (the last regular meeting I attended), the book study heat failed (the main Kingdumb Hell heat was working fine)--they have had that problem regularly. That time, they had to cancel the book study because it was about 45 in the room. (Too bad it didn't get down to 50 below; then all the water pipes in the kitchenette sink would all freeze).

  The sound system isn't that bad. It does match the program--if anything, I think the physical sound system outclasses any of the program that gets broadcast on it. Lighting is ample, but I see plenty of room for improvement on efficiency. And yes, it would be hard if there was a capacity crowd in the event of a fire for everyone to get out.

  I think the program itself is the worst part of the Kingdumb Hell. But, I would like to see what happens if we get a good storm that blows the carport down or someone runs into the carport and does minor damage to the car and totally collapses the main entrance. Or, faulty electrical wiring leading to a Kingdumb Hell fire. Or having a few people pee on the floor and ruining the carpet. It's enough that I am all too glad never to set foot inside a Kingdumb Hell again (or support it).
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  OUTLAW

  ReStrangled..Theres nothing more attractive,than a Woman who flush`s Twice!!....LOL!!..........................What about the Frigg`n Book Room!.....Everybody goes to the book room and buys more literature than they will possibly ever need!.....If you Buy 4 of one Awake or Watchtower per person.You know at least 2 are going to end up in a box in the garage or spare bedroom..Over a period of years that adds up!......Do you ever notice the Older JW`s that never miss a meeting?..It`s not that they want to be there..It`s that they can`t get in the frigg`n house anymore!..To much WBT$ literature stacked up in every room!..........................OUTLAW
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  Billy the Ex-Bethelite

  No alarm in the local Hall. There was concern about too many front door keys in circulation so a new security measure was put in place. A sign was posted on the front door, "Anyone entering these premises WILL receive a free home Bible Study!!" Now, nobody even does a u-turn in the parking lot.
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  Jeffro

  I have never seen a Kingdom Hall in Australia that did not have windows.