How to place 50 million Watchtowers in England

radar

Use the Royal Mail!

I remember how ecstatic some bro's and sisters would get when they placed more than 10 magazinesat a time.(it made you look so spiritualy adept on a report sheet)

Further to Moxy's post about the watchtower trying TV advertisments to promote their religion.
I wonder when the Watchtower will catch on to this idea of using the national posting system?
Might give JWs more time for meeting preperation!

Radar

All that we see or seem/ Is but a dream within a dream.

-Edgar Allen Poe

Kent

I really think we should HELP the Watchtower getting rid of their lit(t)erature. The ones here, participating on Christian boards and mailinglists - why not ask all and everyone to order a subscription to bot The Watchtower and AWAKE!? Then ask for all books, brochures, everything.

I'm sure there is some organizations where these people live who collect paper, and we could do two things. Help the Watchtower getting rid of a hell of a lot of money, and help these organizations getting used paper. (Can't be used to wipe your ass directly, since the mags are too stiff).

I'm sure 20 million new subscribers all over the world would cost the Watchtower quite some money, don't you?

Then they will have some "growth" to brag about - and some heavy duty bills to pay:))

logical

Send them to a recycling company that uses their recycled paper to make toilet paper.

mommy

KENT!
I just spit my coffee all over my screen! HAHAHAHA

Too good, I agree 100% How about an Aposto~campaign? A P.O. box is fairly cheap so any who don't want their identity revealed can do it through me. I will go to the KH and request subscriptions via P.O. box, or address and if the request is denied, I will get it all on tape
wendy

Blind faith can justify anything.~Richard Dawkins

Kent

Well, it would be nice. The Watchtower would get a fantastic "growth" - and the rank and file would be extremely pissed off - since those poor bastards are the ones who would have to pay for the shit :)))

I guess I will make a link on the Watchtower Observer to tell people how and where to order subscriptions.

OhHappyDay

Great Idea!
I'll try it while I'm on buisinesas trip outside my hometown.
HAHAHAHA!!

outnfree

I'm laughin' here, but at the same time I'm wondering...

I just got my Dec. 1 and 15 WT and the outer wrapper of one of them had a notice about my upcoming expiration date printed in RED.
However, there was NO little renewal slip tucked inside the pages of the mag.
I am taking that to mean that the "renew at the KH so a publisher can personally deliver your copies to you" campaign is now in force in my area of the U.S. (Saves postage, too! )
WILL I still be able to renew by mail?
MUST I have an active sister or brother renew the mags for me?
Anyone know?

outnfree

Par dessus toutes choses, soyez bons. La bonte est ce qui ressemble le plus a Dieu et ce qui desarme le plus les hommes -- Lacordaire

moman

Thats a great idea, the mags could also be schreaded & used 4 confetti!

Kent

WILL I still be able to renew by mail?
MUST I have an active sister or brother renew the mags for me?
Anyone know?

In Norway they would like some moron to deliver personally, but there SHOULD be a possibility to get them via mail.

The fun thing is, if a "publisher" come along, they get return visits, they have to get the mags, and they have to pay for the shit.

If the Witchpower have to use mail, the Tower will have to pay, and they will have to pay postage as well. So - try to get them via mail. If anyone can NOT get them via mail, it should be a story for the newspapers!

TR

I just sent in a request for my FREE magazines. I'll keep you posted as wether I receive them or not.

Come on now, everyone do the same!

TR

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
—Edmund Burke

How to place 50 million Watchtowers in England

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