Oh man now I have to flagellate myself with a really heavy copy of the old testament for reading that. I'm beginning to think you guys are a bunch of Apostates.
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by Homerovah the Almighty 27 Replies latest watchtower bible
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FlyingHighNow
Exactly, and sometimes its therapeutic to have a good laugh at ourselves too.
JG, this is why I like you, you don't take yourself too seriously.
Oh man now I have to flagellate myself with a really heavy copy of the old testament for reading that.
Be sure to use a copy that has several ribbons, or at least one really strong one. You can hold the Bible by the ribbon and swing it and hit yourself with it, repeatedly. You can bible whip yourself.
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momzcrazy
Oh crap!
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RisingEagle
Be sure to use a copy that has several ribbons, or at least one really strong one. You can hold the Bible by the ribbon and swing it and hit yourself with it, repeatedly. You can bible whip yourself.
Mom?
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stillajwexelder
great thread - I have marked it
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beksbks
Wow, that's more than funny.
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Homerovah the Almighty
I too would like to flagellate if only I knew what it meant !
It isn't something dirty is it now ?
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beksbks
It can be
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FlyingHighNow
I too would like to flagellate if only I knew what it meant !
It isn't something dirty is it now ?
It means smackin' yuhself wid a cat o nine tails or sumpin' similar.
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Homerovah the Almighty
I'd like to remind everyone that I Homerovah is the one and only true God and if anyone would like to
worship me and buy me a drink at Moe's I will grant you every lasting life .......I mean it.
Well maybe not every lasting but maybe a week, but a real good week.