The FSM will bless you with his colander
Billy asks for your prayers...
by Billy the Ex-Bethelite 23 Replies latest jw friends
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blondie
Notice the bible does not say the prayers of a righteous woman have much force.
(James 5:16) . . .A righteous man’s supplication, when it is at work, has much force.
But the weather goddess listens to me at times.
Blondie
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gma-tired2
May all the prayers work.
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ABibleStudent
Hi Billy the Ex-Bethelite, I pray every night for Our Father in Heaven, Jesus Christ, and the Holy Spirit to help everyone to think more critically for themselves, will that help?
Peace be with you and everyone, who you love,
Robert
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whathappened
Yes, tell us the reason for this request from five years ago.
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Chariklo
Perhaps divine intervention struck Billy dumb?
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Oh my, has it been 5 years? That was very soon after I joined this forum. So much has happened since then, I can't remember the reason for the original request. I would guess that it was to get a CO visit, CA or SAD cancelled. Those were some totally rough times during the early "awakening."
Regardless of what happened at that particular time, the more recent prayers to many gods and goddesses have been answered:
Saraswati, goddess of education and learning, has blessed me with passing grades!
Thor has granted me knowledge of thermodynamics:
And FSM has generously provided abundant food:
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rip van winkle
Billy, you are truly blessed!!!
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Chariklo
Saraswati is an accomplished lady.
Thor is good like that, what with all that hammer-swinging. Perfect.
And the FSM. No need of words. Generously have you received, Billy.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
OMG! How could I forget to mention the guidance I've gotten from Sparlock!?!? It's a good thing Sparlock isn't a vengeful, jealous, pain-in-the-a$s type god. He's really cool that way. Such a powerful little plastic hero with a heart of gold!
