Happy Anniversary of your birth, Sister Mary!

by nvrgnbk 36 Replies latest jw friends

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk
    OK, I lied

    Perhaps we should take time to see what the Insight book has to say about lying, sister?

    Unless you're lying to protect Jehovah's immaculate organization or Brother Don't-tell-or-you'll-be-destroyed-along-with-your-Mommy-and-Daddy, we must always speak the truth.

  • Mary
    Mary
    Unless you're lying to protect Jehovah's immaculate organization

    Yes, but aren't you forgetting something Brother Nvr? I'm the result of the immaculate conception. I'm without sin.

    Scary thought eh?

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned

    Have a happy birthday Mary.

  • Mary
    Mary

    Nice car....thank god it's a 4-door..........when did your standards go up like that?!

  • AK - Jeff
    AK - Jeff

    The absolutely bestest Birthday yet, Mary!!!!

    Are you 21 yet?

    Jeff

  • Mary
    Mary
    Are you 21 yet?

    Mentally? I will be----in about 7 years.

  • Bumble Bee
    Bumble Bee

    It's ok if Mary lied. The birthday present I gave her yesterday will "wash away her sins" if she follows the instructions printed on the back! lol

    Happy Birthday hon!

    BB

  • *summer*
    *summer*
    The birthday present I gave her yesterday will "wash away her sins" if she follows the instructions printed on the back!

    Batteries included?

    *summer*

  • sweetstuff
    sweetstuff

    Happy Birthday Mary, I am proud to call you a canuk, sista, you rock! Bethel should be afraid, very afraid. I hope you are going to get a wee bit tipsy tonight and celebrate properly!

    http://www.2000greetings.com/mycard.htm?c=909

  • momzcrazy
    momzcrazy

    momz

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