THE MAN RULES

freydi

Finally the guys side of the story. (please note all are #1 for a reason.

1> Men are not mind readers

1> Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up. You don't hear us complaining about about you leaving it down.

1> Sunday sports are like the full moon or the changing tide. Let it be.

1> Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1> Shopping is not sport. Don't ever expect us to think of it as such.

1> Crying is blackmail.

1> If you think you're fat you probably are. Don't ask.

1> Ask for what you want. Subtle, strong or obvious hints do not work. Just say it.

1> Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to most questions.

1> Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1> Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments are null and void after 7 days.

1> If something we said makes you cry or get angry, you misinterpreted us.

1> You can either ask us to do something or how you want it done. NOT BOTH
If you already know the best way to do something, do it yourself.

1> Christopher Columbus didn't need directions. Neither do we.

1> If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1> If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing is wrong.
We know you're lying, but it's just not worth the hassle.

1> If you ask a question you don't know the answer to,
Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1> Men see in only 16 colors. Like Windows default settings. Peach and Pumpkin are
fruits, not colors. And we have no concept of mauve.

1> When we have to go somewhere, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING you wear is fine. REALLY!

1> You have enough clothes and too many shoes.

1> Thank you for reading. I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight.
(But you know, men really don't mind. It's like camping.)

Dansk

LOL. Very good

I particularly liked:

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments are null and void after 7 days.

Now to find Claire and give her the rule(s)

Ian

LouBelle

**chuckle** men really aren't complicated creatures.

Women can and do make life so difficult.

Nulite

Nice list. HeHeHeHe

NL

stillajwexelder

Ask for what you want. Subtle, strong or obvious hints do not work. Just say it.

Dansk

Hey Freydi,

LOL, I posted the list to my wife at work and this is her reply (if I end up sleeping in the shed I'm blaming you):

Dear Mr Hinze

Thank you for your email. I know now how the mind of a man ticks. That
has been very useful, thank you so much.
I am also pleased to know that you are aware already of where you are
sleeping tonight, ( please see the last entry on your list). Very astute
of you.

Looking forward to discussing further ALL the contents of the list
tonight.

Kind regards

Anne Anotherthing

PoppyR

1> Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

This is so true, women will just listen and nod and realise you only needed to talk then you feel better..

My man is immediately working out before I've even finished my sentence how I need to handle 'this situation'!

Poppy

fifi40

http://home.online.no/~warnckew/jokes/women-rules.html

is all i have to say

Dansk

Hey Freydi,

I just received another e-mail from Claire. It's all your fault!:

<Don't know what's 'Very good' about what I have to say to YOU!!!!!!!!

You're in for it tonight, Pal! - And don't you dare reply to
that!!!!!!!!>

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Ian

freydi

Ian, Glad to have been of assistance in restoring some order.

THE MAN RULES

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