Will there ever be a tit watchtower?

by jambon1 43 Replies latest jw friends

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Breasts belong to jehovah.

    S

  • eclipse
    eclipse

    exactly nvrgnbk. It is a total non-sequitor to say "because homosexuals do it, it is wrong"

    Homosexuals kiss - so is that wrong?

    Homosexuals squeeze and touch and feel so is that wrong?

    Lesbians squeeze and kiss a womans breast - so is that wrong?

    So why - if I can kiss a womans face and lips and breast and stomach and back -why can I not kiss her clitoris?

    Just what the hell is the problem?

    Frustrated old men in brooklyn - that is what is wrong

    Rockin' post, stilla If they take breast-play away...anyone with any brain cells still functioning should walk out of the KH.

  • Sad emo
    Sad emo
    Yeah, when is the watchtower going to try and take the fun out of funbags ?

    LMAO!

    So is JW sex eventually gonna become a "Look, no hands" kind of thing then?

  • wednesday
    wednesday

    I don't know about others but that scripture they use , the one that says " the natural use of the female" -well that makes me feel like a cup at a sperm donation place.

    what is the natural use of the breast? infant nursing.

  • watson
    watson

    Since the old boys seem to think that oral sex is related to homosexuality, it really isn't too much of a stretch to see them relate the use of the breast for anything other than nursing as inscestuous. No?

  • jambon1
    jambon1
    Since the old boys seem to think that oral sex is related to homosexuality, it really isn't too much of a stretch to see them relate the use of the breast for anything other than nursing as inscestuous. No?

    No, its not too much of a stretch. With this mob, anything is possible.

  • B_Deserter
    B_Deserter

    I imagine within twenty years the only acceptible JW sex will have to be fully-clothed (winter coats are a plus), lights off, and must last less than 5 minutes.

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned
    I imagine within twenty years the only acceptible JW sex will have to be fully-clothed (winter coats are a plus), lights off, and must last less than 5 minutes.

    Woohoo!!! I'm twenty years ahead of my time....

  • DaCheech
    DaCheech

    God created chimps? right?

    then why do chimps do: oral, masturbation, mutual masturbation, gay sex, and feet stuff too?

    sex is pleasurable, and relieves stress, and when done with someone you love, the bonds gets stronger.

    marriages that are sexless in my opinion (no proof, but just observance) are more stressed.

  • AWAKE&WATCHING
    AWAKE&WATCHING

    I remember the Watch tower lesson that talked about "mutual masturbation" being wrong. I mean, are you kidding me?

    Don't touch your own and don't touch anyone else's "genitals" either, even if you are married. Everyone just smiled and nodded as the conductor commented on how LOVING it was for the slave to tell us EXACTLY what is acceptable and what isn't so we won't have to wonder.

    Yeah - boobs are next, I've been waiting for it for a couple of years.

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