Things to NEVER say to or Do with a jw........... (page 2)

drew sagan

talk about the bible

changeling

Ask them to donate blood.

Mincan

I'd probably avoid saying anything that would offend them. They are afterall people too. I am always willing to hang out with JWs, JWs just aren't willing to hang out with me.

changeling

Ask them to go work out with you at the "Y".

Ask them to contribute to your favorite charity.

changeling

Show them the cool yoga pose you just learned.

flipper

Never say " You have the truth" or they will never leave you alone. Never have oral sex with a witness, or they'll make you feel guilty forever ! Peace out, Mr. Flipper

Hortensia

give them an opening - god, they are boring when they start preaching.

never believe anything they tell you

never expect any real help from any of them

NEVER tell any of them anything in confidence

Finally-Free

Never go to a donut shop with a JW, especially a pioneer™. They'll try to con you into paying.

W

Pioneer Spit...oh, i mean Spirit

Never tell them that you were raised a jw and that you 'fell away', they will call on you. Tell the truth, 'I ran for my f**king life and you guys are retards'.

BlackSwan of Memphis

smoke a joint

show 'em your special plant

take them to church

watch Ghost

take them Christmas shopping

Things to NEVER say to or Do with a jw...........

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