wanna laugh!!! Cute

by purplesofa 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa

    A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

    1.Don't change horsesuntil they stop running.
    2.Strike while thebug is close.
    3.It's always darkest beforeDaylight Saving Time .
    4.Never underestimate the power oftermites.
    5.You can lead a horse to water butHow?
    6.Don't bite the hand thatlooks dirty.
    7.No news isimpossible
    8.A miss is as good as aMr.
    9.You can't teach an old dog newMath
    10.If you lie down with dogs, you'llstink in the morning.
    11.Love all, trustMe.
    12.The pen is mightier than thepigs.
    13.An idle mind isthe best way to relax .
    14.Where there's smoke there'spollution.
    15.Happy the bride whogets all the presents.
    16.A penny saved isnot much.
    17.Two's company, three'sthe Musketeers.
    18.Don't put off till tomorrow whatyou put on to go to bed.
    19.Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry andYou have to blow your nose.
    20.There are none so blind asStevie Wonder .
    21.Children should be seen and notspanked or grounded.
    22.If at first you don't succeedget new batteries.
    23.You get out of something only what youSee in the picture on the box
    24.When the blind lead the blind get out of the way.
    25.A bird in the handis going to poop on you.

    . And the WINNER and last one!

    26.Better late thanPregnant
  • Abandoned
    Abandoned

    Those are darling.

  • prophecor
    prophecor

    No Coaching from thier craxy parents, either, I bet. Really. Too Cute!!!

  • changeling
    changeling

    These kids know way too much!

    Very cute,

    changeling

  • Mr. Majestic
    Mr. Majestic

    I would just love to have met the kids that wrote these. 6 years old is such a wonderful age.

    These really made me laugh. Thanks for sharing.

  • BlackSwan of Memphis
    BlackSwan of Memphis

    lmao@StevieWonder

    Very funny thanks for sharing Purps!!

  • bikerchic
    bikerchic

    Too cute!

    Pregnant from a 6 year old!

    That reminds me of Art Linkletter's Kids say the darnedest things.

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    come on now, do you believe a six-year-old really wrote #26?

  • Dansk
    Dansk
    Children should be seen and notspanked or grounded

    I bet they all colluded on that one!

    Ian

  • kitten whiskers
    kitten whiskers

    Love it! Had to email it to hubby at work! Thanks for the smile and giggles!

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