SATANUS- I've got a good goat story for ya ! Hope you aren't eating ! My ex-wife 10 years ago when still married set a dead goat on fire in our country rural property thinking it would be a good way to dispose of it ! I got back from the field service , saw her standing over this bloated, burning goat ! I asked, " What are you doing ?" She said, " I thought it would be the best way to get rid of it !" I said, " I think burial sounds better, and smells better ! " Then , while standing there the damned goats balls popped off from the fire rolling along the ground. Then my border collie went chasing them and ate them up ! Sick. Then green bile started exploding out of the goats stomach , and my then 12 year old son said, " Cool dad ! ". Some days, I wondered why I had ever moved my family out to the country. Peace out, Mr. Flipper