by 5thGeneration 14 Replies latest jw friends
IF you carried a cigar in your mouth but never lit it would you still be judicial?
IF you masturbated to an x-rated movie at a doctor's office for a sperm sample would you lose your privileges?
IF everyone sat for the National Anthem and you stood would it be wrong?
Just havin' some fun.
Loose conduct.
IF everyone sat for the National Anthem and you stood would it be wrong?
An Elder and his pioneer wife had tickets to a hocky game and invited me and his NON-JW father in law. I noticed the Elder and FIL standing for a full 10 minutes before the start of the game while I sat there and the pioneer wife was no where to be found. Just then the anthem began and I was the only smuck in 6000 sitting. How clever of the Elder to ALREADY be standing when the anthem began. I was just waiting for a beer bottle to land upside my head...
All depends if your daddy is PO or not.
If a hot JW female nurse examine me, I get hard on, will I get in trouble?
Back in the 70's I went to a fooball game with 5 others, 3 elders one ms. The PO and myself went up to get a beer and it just so happened that the national anthem started as we we were making our way to our seats. We stopped and stood in the crowd. Get this part, the Po starts humming along to the star spangled banner! WOW! Shock! Whoa, i didn't hear that, did I!? YUP! I didn't say anything, just a natural reaction, maybe? So, anyways, as the game finished, we lost of course, the Lions always loose on thanksgiving. we were leaving the stadium and this same bro. the PO says to me" let's make like hockey players and get the PUCK out of here". Ture story. So, about a week later I cornered him after the thurs meeting and told him of my disappointment and dismay at his comments and actions at the game. His reply to me," I am sorry you feel that way, however, I am not a SPIRITUAL person"!!!! OMG! Batman! So, I approached the secretary and related the events to him. he said that it was being handled. After about 3 months or so he and his wife moved. Only then was it announced that he was no longer an elder. The good ole boys covered for him.
I remain and have ....nomoreguilt
If a hot JW female nurse examine me, I get hard on, will I get in trouble?
Yes. You might give her "impure thoughts" and be the cause of her stumbling! Shame on you.
If an "overseer" must be husband to one wife, could she be somebody else's?
Would I get in trouble if I became a chocoholic?
Would I get in trouble if I became a chocoholic?
Only if it interferred with your meeting attendance, field service, and contributions to the worldwide work.
