Higher education will lead you down the road to sin and depravity
Long hair and beards on men is unchristian, even though Christ had a beard and long hair.
Celebrating birthdays are evil, even though Job the upright and blameless man celebrated the birthdays of each of his children.
'New light' is Jehovah's way of enlightening the organization, ignoring the fact that if the organization were truly directed by the Holy Spirit, it wouldn't need any enlightenment to begin with.
They are the only ones preaching about God's Kingdom, where there is ample evidence to the contrary.
Preaching is their way of making the world a better place, whereas Jesus not only preached, but went out and healed the sick, cast out demons, fed the hungry, advocated for the care of the poor, broke bread with sinners, refused to hold himself aloof from the world.
Shunning family members (even parents) who are disfellowshipped or disassociated makes them holy, whereas Jesus specifically laid out the that the things that defile a man in Matthew 15:19, 20, and 1 Titus 5:8 counsels that those who do not provide for their own household are worse than unbelievers.
They have restored the original composition of the Bible, by adding the name of Jehovah where it was not found in the original texts, and twisting several scriptures slightly to bolster their own viewpoints and eschatology, whereas in Revelation 22:18, 19 it says that the punishment for adding or subtracting anything from the Bible is DEATH.