by JH 26 Replies latest jw friends
Anyone want to try their hand at deriving Armageddon in the year 2525?
That's easy, take the Watchtower 2520 they add to 607 BCE and just add it to the year 0005 CE. Did anything important happen in the year 0005 that we can tie it to? Did Jesus get potty trained in that year?
2007 - 1914 = 93
Now, since Jehovah's day is 1000 years
1000 - 93 = 907
1914 + 907 = 2821
So there you have it.
My precise calculation would be [607/pi] x [1914xS]+ 1975 = ??
Mr. Jayhawk, my reasoning for coming up with half the silver pieces is simple.
1. You see, the half-life of the radioisotope Sodium-24 is 15 hours, and Sodium is a major component of salt. Salt is what Lot's wife turned into when she turned to look back at Sodom which sounds a lot like sodium. The astute biblical researcher would certainly come to the conclusion that sodium-24 is indeed divine in nature given this supremely logical chain of reasoning. But how you may ask do you get half of the 30 silver pieces? A wise question! As previously mentioned the half-life of sodium is 15 hours 15 is half of 30, also Jesus walks on the sea which has lots of sodium dissolved in it, and silver and sodium both start with the letter S! Surely an intelligent observer would see the link between the 30 pieces of silver and sodium-24.
2. How does one get 15 years though? As true Christians can clearly see 15 is half of 30, but silver is a much more stable element than sodium-24 so would it not be logical that 15 hours to sodium would be like 15 years to silver? Yes! Since Judas's betrayal was a negative event the number 15 is subtracted rather than added. Surely we are blessed to have this information revealed to us at this important time!(Num 22:29)
1-2 (a) What is the half-life of sodium-24? (b) Why is 15 subtracted rather than added?
I'm speechless. Nice job setting up Watchtower-like paragraphs with questions!
In case nothing happens in 2112.5, you can always use another S-word, Satan and his mark of 666. Half of that is 333. So 3+3+3=9. Then add 9 to your 2112.5 and your new armageddon date is not 2121.5!
We could keep introducing new light as it is revealed to us forever and ever! Praise Jehovah for his food at the proper time!
(edited, to make the right calculations)
Thanks, but for them to be good and proper paragraphs there should be a scripture or two referenced. I'll have to remedy that.
Edit: There, fixed. :)
