It's Christmas morning !! I just woke up for two days of unbridled funfests with family and friends. Cuz it's CHRISTMAS !!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!!
Ok, now the OH NO part. As I said I just woke up, walked to the bathroom, looked into my eyes and though *wtf??*. I have an egg under my jaw / ear. I guess its a swollen gland or something - but it looks horrible ! So I tried massaging it, and succeded in getting rid of the "egg", and now I have about 10 centimeters of swollen gland. It looks like I have no jawline.
What should I do? Keep massaging? warm towels? what? I need to look pretty tonight