1st Post - 5 year lurker.

by whyareyoucame 36 Replies latest jw friends

  • MissingLink
    MissingLink

    You said that Jesus is God. I think all of the Nihilist Mathmeticians here could agree with that.

    Jesus = Dead
    God = Dead
    therefore Jesus = God works mathematically

    Just messin' with you. (I never said I was a Nihilist) Have another drink on me.

  • restrangled
    restrangled

    I'm glad you are here!

    r.

  • AWAKE&WATCHING
    AWAKE&WATCHING

    W E L C O M E

  • jaguarbass
    jaguarbass

    Hello Sparky, welcome to the board.

    Youll find that a lot here aggee with you that Jesus is god. They call themselves atheist and agnostic.

    They figure if the biblical Jesus never existed the same goes for his daddy.

    Of course I know a Jesus in Cell block D. But he pronounces his name Hey Zeus and looks like a mexican.

    Anyways Merry X-mass and welcome to the board and keep posting what you believe and think.

    Enjoy the beer and jack daniels. I got to go to work now at the jail and see Hey Zeus, I'll tell him you said you believe in him.

    Hell say senior, what do you meen?

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    Welcome Sparky, my fellow Bears fan,

    "As for any Elders lurking on here - See you in Hell!"

    Great, see ya there ! You'll recognize me by my tatoo of _________ on my _________.

    Oh, wait, I'm a posting Apostelder not a lurking Elder. Never mind. Maybe, just maybe, I won't go to Hell after all. Celebrate for me with a swig of SoCo... I still have to drive home tonight.

    In conclusion, I'd just like to say...

    "As for any Green Bay fans lurking on here - See you in Hell ! !"

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    Jesus is God!

    I am glad that even when your drunk you remember this .

  • prophecor
    prophecor

    Brooke, did you really sucessfully extract your mother from the Kingdom Hall? Why you are special. Congratulations, and to your mom, when she's feeling better, welcome home.

  • changeling
    changeling

    Welcome sparky!

    changeling

  • Double Edge
    Double Edge

    5 years to post ....? hmmmm, I wonder what the next five years will bring.... (pass the SoCo)

    oh yeah.... WELCOME !

  • Bryan
    Bryan

    Nice to have you posting Sparky!

    Oh, hey, could I bum a .

    I'll gladly pay you on Tuesday...

    Bryan

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