Blew a JW's mind when I told him I am an apostate (page 2)

LoverOfTruth

Yep, right at my front door. I thought the lady would trip running down the steps trying to escape.

looking_glass

Technically anyone who does not agree w/ the WTBTS is an apostate.

A woman I work w/ gets called on all the time (I think her house is close to a KH and they probably get their time started by calling on the houses near the KH) and it was driving her crazy. She kept trying to think up ways to get them to stop calling (I told her to put up a sign but she kept forgetting). Finally, I told her (and wrote down the word) to say that she is an apostate and she said since then they have not returned.

moshe

Nobody in this city knows I am an ex-JW numero uno apostate type- I kinda miss seeing them scatter and run a way when I surprised them in service.

changeling

Good one! Kinda like ripping of your human mask and unveiling an alien!

changeling

erynw

No one in my area knows I am an ex-jw. Not even the lady I am....uh, nevermind.

WTWizard

I haven't had that happen yet. I have, however, wasted a lot of their time and money. They would visit, and I wouldn't answer. They would call, and the answering machine would get it. They would send me "care packages" of the Puketower and Asleep! magazines, wasting postage and the envelope, and they would see the shredder. They would be waiting for me to show up at boasting sessions, and I don't show up. They hunt for my field circus slip--that isn't there.

And, when (if) the hounder-hounder ever gets tough on those inactives, that is going to waste a lot more of their time and energy. They will tell the hounders to get me back at all costs, and there will be a lot more wasted time trying to contact me. Ultimately, they might write me off as apostate. Hopefully, it will be when I have my wreath up and the windows lit, so they can have their heart attack.

primitivegenius

To a jw an apostate is worst than a pedophile.

nah.......... all the pedophiles are still in serving as elders.......... right lol

freydi

Yeah, they really go nuts. Last time I had a visit I pointed some things out to them in their Bibles and told them I was da'd, whereuponst they immediately did an about face actly like they were attempting to flee. I cheerfully yelled, "Come on back any time." The response screamed back was, "I WON'T TALK WITH YOU. YOU'RE AN APOSTATE! What greater love can there be than a man who won't talk with his neighbor, for whom Christ died, because he doesn't see things his way. I think the thing that upsets them so much is they're not allowed to think, and so when they run into someone who knows as much as they do, and even more, and has found holes in their reasoning to the point that they left the borg, all they can do is react with hostility, because down deep they must be terrified that the apostate is right, and that they've been duped, and their whole world is a fraud.

lisavegas420

No one in my area knows I am an ex-jw. Not even the lady I am....uh, nevermind.

What?..what does, , mean? Are you doin' her, datin' her or studin' with her? Now I'm curious. lisa

whyareyoucame

I have been waiting and praying for a visit for over four years now, I just wanted to tell them I am having tee with Jesus in the dining room!

Blew a JW's mind when I told him I am an apostate

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