Angels: What the HELL is wrong with them? (ie: Preaching Work)

by SnakesInTheTower 13 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • SnakesInTheTower
    SnakesInTheTower

    I was reading in interest this thread about angels and demons How do angels and demons influence mankind?...it goes along with something I have been thinking about. Here is my follow up question to this:

    Why is the preaching work taking so DAMN LONG? Hear me out.. because like the preaching work, my musings tend to be long.. lol

    If, except for lying, nothing is impossible for God, why is it he can't help JWs find all the "interested" people on the earth? Didn't Jesus supposedly tell to his disciples: "With men it is impossible, but not so with God, for all things are possible with God." (Mark 10:27, NWT)

    And doesn't it say somewhere that the angels are intensely interested in what is happening on earth (w83 3/15 p.11),especially the preaching work? Note this quote from a Craptower article:

    "How do angels serve as God’s messengers today? Consider the work Jesus foretold that his followers would do before the end of this system of things. He said: “This good news of the kingdom will be preached in all the inhabited earth for a witness to all the nations; and then the end will come.” (Matthew 24:3, 14) Annually, Jehovah’s Witnesses spend over a billion hours preaching the good news of God’s Kingdom. But did you know that angels are also involved in this work? The apostle John referred to a vision he had, saying: “I saw another angel . . . , and he had everlasting good news to declare as glad tidings to those who dwell on the earth, and to every nation and tribe and tongue and people.” (Revelation 14:6, 7) This scripture highlights the foremost work of angels in behalf of humans today."

    Jehovah’s Witnesses see evidence of angelic direction as they carry out their door-to-door preaching work. They often contact individuals who were just praying for someone to help them understand God’s purposes. As a result of angelic guidance and the Witnesses’ own initiative, each year hundreds of thousands come to know Jehovah. May you benefit from this lifesaving work done under angelic direction." (w06 1/15 pgs 5-6) (Bold Underline Italics Mine)

    I haven't quite figured out the connection between Rev. 14:6,7 , Mt 24:3,14 and the WT statement: "did you know that angels are also involved in this work?" It seems to be a self serving statement, but not actually backed up in the scriptures.

    But, for grins, lets presume (or ASSume) that angels areinvolved in the preaching work. Is it just me, or does it seems to anyone else that they are falling down on the job? Maybe the bad habit of taking extended coffee breaks has rubbed off on the angels....and now they are getting like Baal when Elijah said : "“Call at the top of YOUR voice, for he is a god; for he must be concerned with a matter, and he has excrement and has to go to the privy. Or maybe he is asleep and ought to wake up!” (1 Ki 18:27).... hmmmm...inquiring minds want to know...

    And even if angels can't read hearts, God supposedly can..so why doesn't God just use his holy spirit to tell the damn angels where to direct all those hapless publishers where to go so the preaching work can be over with already.... the "interested" people sure as hell aren't hanging out at McDonald's (or insert your own local JW coffee haunt).

    Hell, why not just eliminate all these middlemen (and middleangels) out of the preaching "business" (cause that's all it is now) and use rocks (Jesus supposedly said:"But in reply he said: “I tell YOU, If these remained silent, the stones would cry out.” {Lu19:40)).... doesn't Wal-Mart sell landscaping rocks with speakers built in? Just reopen WBBR and broadcast the "Good Snooze" that way....or better still....couldn't God just broadcast from the heavens?... or don't people already have voices in their heads? What's one more?

    Here is an idea that has been floating around for a few years: http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9405E6D91731F930A15750C0A9659C8B63
    Pretty damn spooky.

    But noooooo....that wouldn't keep the Craptower Dribble and Spit Publishing Corporation in Business, now would it, churning out all of it its liturdture? The WTBT$ have to be the most inefficient recruiting company in history. As many as they get in the front door (via JW kids getting baptized younger and younger, and 3rd World country folks without internet getting sucked in) they lose 50,000 or more to disfellowshipping out the back door ..and who KNOWS how many of us faders, and those active but turning in phantom time..that aren't doing anything!)

    Anyway, that is what was on my mind while the rest of the pagans celebrated Xmas/Chaunakah/Kwanza/Festivus/Flying Spaghettin Monster's Son's Birthday . LOL...

    BTW... ..no disrespect meant to those of you who celebrate any of the above for religious reasons....(and this is really a tongue in cheek thread anyway..my sad humor and all...) ...Personally, I just dont like the religious part of Christmas...the getting together with friends and family and sharing gifts and meals together is just great! LOL. Maybe next year I will be more involved.... heh heh Hope everyone had a great Xmas. I sure as hell did.....

    Snakes ()

    PS...I thought I had demons in my computer...kept hearing moaning noises coming from inside the case...thought it might have been because I was using the WT Library CD to write my apostate musings.....nope...turns out it was a loose cable or something on the drive.

  • Warlock
    Warlock

    PS...I thought I had demons in my computer...kept hearing moaning noises coming from inside the case...thought it might have been because I was using the WT Library CD to write my apostate musings.....nope...turns out it was a loose cable or something on the drive.

    Actually, you left a porn page open.

    Warlock

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    The "angels" are used to inspire gullible JW's to believe their peddling work has "universal" importance. It's also used as a stick -- because you're always supposed to be on the lookout for opportunities to "reach meek ones", even if you're in the grocery store or at the bus stop. You just never know when the "angels" will "direct" a sheeplike one to you as a JW.

    Craptower Dribble and Spit Publishing Corporation

    That's the funniest line I've read here in a while.

    I'd never heard of "Flying Spaghetti Monster's Son's Birthday". I guess I should study up on my FSM-ology !! I have been touched by his noodly appendages.

    Since Christmas sprang from a winter solstice festival, I see nothing wrong with it now being primarily a secular holiday. Some atheists prefer to call it their "winter solstice" holiday, but I don't -- Christmas is fine as it is (get together with friends, family, give a gift, get a gift -- it's all good).

  • moomanchu
    moomanchu

    They are slackers !!!

    I think they unionized a couple of millenium ago, and I don't think

    earthly ministry is part of their job description.

    Merry Christmas !!!

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    Brother Inthetower,

    Not too long ago, I prayed really hard for an answer as to why WTBTS would pay millions of dollars as if to purchase a giant rug to sweep the pedophile lawsuits under. Since I could find no answer even from the Circuit Hounder, I worked in harmony with my prayers and turned to Google. It was as if scales fell from my eyes. The angelic angels directed me to www.silentlambs.com & www.jehovahs-witness.com . I didn't need anybody to knock on my door. I searched. I found.

    After doing careful research (actually, by just reading your post here), I've come to the Scriptural understanding that WTBTS' dismal recruiting results aren't the angels' fault.

    And a Merry Flying Spaghetti Monster's Son's Birthday to you, too !

    Billy

  • SirNose586
    SirNose586

    You know why it's taking so long? Jehoover wants more dead bodies.

    Looks cooler, y'know....

  • XOCO
    XOCO

    Snakey, its a good thing that u pointed this out in the Dec Kingdom Ministry 1st page titled how can u start a bible study their was this fake story a/b a sis prayin 2 jah 4 a study but never mention the angles or anything like that or even if the angles were interested at all in my kong right now everyone is so hyped doped-up on finding bible studies etc, etc that even XOCO was surpised when a sis tried to get me hocked up 2 start my own bible study with somebody gulp!

    XOCO

  • SnakesInTheTower
    SnakesInTheTower

    XOCO:

    Dec Kingdom Ministry

    Kingdom Ministry? What's that, something new? heh heh. They quit giving me KMs back in May when they figured out I wasn't going to the Theocraptic Misery Skool or Sales Meetun. I have to come here to find out the lastest drivel spewing forth from Crooklyn, Patterson, and Walkill.

    Snakes ()

  • SnakesInTheTower
    SnakesInTheTower

    Warlock:

    Actually, you left a porn page open.

    That's damn funny Warlock.... I said it was coming out of the case...not the speakers...LMAO...

    SnakesInTheTower

    (of the "I Don't Want the Faithful Slave Providing Spiritual Spitting in My Food at the Proper Any Time" Sheep Class)

    ps...i think that's the longest damn tag line I have ever used,.

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    So the angels are interested in doing the work? Why, then, does Jehovah permit people, who are going to fxxx up frequently, need frequent breaks and are prone to stress and injury, and that could be enriching their lives, do this work? The angels would never need to warm up or cool down, they wouldn't have to waste gas (they would just fly from door to door), dogs couldn't hurt them, and they could keep going 24 hours a day, 7 days a week without getting tired. Besides, they have no other needs like financial security to worry about.

    Besides, the angels would never have to worry about householders playing games. If the householder is home but hiding, it would never waste the time writing it down as a not at home since it would hear and see the person (and hear the doorbell go off). Houses where there are really no one home would just get skipped, since the angel would see that no one is home, and wouldn't waste the time ringing that bell.

    Long drives? For angels, no problem. They could do territory where it is more than 200 miles of desolate terrain between houses as if they were right on top of each other. All they would do is fly. That would eliminate those drives on dangerous icy mountain highways because the angel would just fly up the mountain to the house. It would eliminate totally any parking problems. For sure, that would not waste gas like having humans doing it.

    Personally, I think it is total waste to have humans doing this work. They waste lots of time ringing bells where the person is not home, time and gas getting to isolated territories, and risk getting hurt on slippery or unstable steps. And they have their own lives to live. To me, that is not a privilege but a cruel burden that Jehovah has put on people. And I refuse to do it any more. After Jehovah has failed totally to reward me for it in any way, I am on strike permanently. Hopefully, others will also strike and refuse to participate in the work.

    Jehovah Baghead, if You want this work done, then do it your damn self!

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