Email insanity

by TJ - iAmCleared2Land 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • TJ - iAmCleared2Land
    TJ - iAmCleared2Land

    This is either going to make you laugh, or feel sorry for her, or, like me, both... I'm SO glad I've escaped this insanity!! A sister sent me this email yesterday; notice her new email address, and why she changed it. (I've changed the email address and removed the names to protect her identity...)

    Friends,

    I have a new e-mail address, effective immediately.

    Please DO NOT group mail me, unless you include my address in the
    Bcc: section of your email. My email has been compromised and I am
    getting REALLY bad spam. Please do not pass on my email address to
    anyone without asking me 1st( unless it's a Bible study you want to
    pass on ;-) )..OK? Thankx

    The new address is: [email protected]

    Stay warm

    Then she sent us THIS one today... notice what she re-changed her email
    address to, and WHY:

    Friends,

    Got this from a Sister in reply to my change-o-address..

    "part of the reason we do not have Jah or God's name on our
    license plates or post HIS name on our front
    door placards is that we cannot guarantee the
    'cleanliness' or 'pristine condition' of these things, that they
    won't break down, or rust, get broken into and destroyed...
    for the very reason you have changed your email,
    the name Jah will be exposed to the junk of this world."

    Grateful for the counsel, I have yet again changed my email to :

    [email protected]

    Please post THIS one to your address book...and I won't plan on
    changing it again!

  • Shawn10538
    Shawn10538

    too funny. Besides, having 1914 in your address, it's subject to being out of date in a couple of years if it isn't already.

  • Zico
    Zico

    That is insane. What was the point? E-mails don't rust. What does it matter anyway?

  • VoidEater
    VoidEater

    Wha-wha-what??

    Next step: Proclaim Jehovah's name silently so that worldly people don't know how to pronounce it - Jehovah's good name on the lips of the unclean? Unthinkable!

    EDIT: PS - WTS should stop printing His name on paper - it tears! it soils! it burns!

  • Good Girl or Bad Girl?
    Good Girl or Bad Girl?

    I don't get it, why she had to change her email in the first place, that is. You can add spam protection for free to many email accounts and then you don't have to worry about it.

    Anyway, some well-meaning sister counseled her, LOL, I'm so glad I don't have to put up with that BS anymore! Thanks for sharing. People who act like little elders and elderettes need to get a life.

  • chickpea
    chickpea

    a sterling example of straining the gnat....

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    it's really superstitious, isn't it. what a load of whackos.

  • TJ - iAmCleared2Land
    TJ - iAmCleared2Land

    Yeah, it's a bit overboard... don't they remember that Jah has the power to protect his name and keep it clean?!

  • TJ - iAmCleared2Land
    TJ - iAmCleared2Land

    I loved this reply from a friend; the first of her numbered bullet points slayed me. :-)

    I feel sorry for her on many levels:


    1) She has spam. 2) She picked I'm Jah's 1914 (icky, especially as 1914 has become more irrelevant) for email addy 3) Subsequently felt bad when "counseled" about using "name of God in vain"? (Holy phylactery-wearing Pharisees!) 4) Reflects new humbled attitude in "alwayslearnin" email addy.
  • Pioneer Spit...oh, i mean Spirit
    Pioneer Spit...oh, i mean Spirit

    I've lost all patience for these retards.

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