Things I don't understand...

by mkr32208 13 Replies latest social current

  • free2beme
  • Why is my wife starting a job at Citibank feb 5th making less than I started at when I worked at Citibank in 1998?
  • Corporations are sneaking in budget cuts due to a weakening economy, more competition and less profit potential. Just be happy, they did not send her job to India.

  • Why has everything in the world gone up 300% while wages have gone down?
  • Because if wages went up that much, everything else would go up 600%

  • Why does the school board cry about having no money while the local superintendent of schools makes 3 times the salary of the president of the united states?
  • Not in my town, damn that is just crazy.

  • Why does a supreme court judge make 200k while judge judy makes 5 million?
  • Yes, but a Supreme Court position is not about money, it is about power and any government job is a joke with money. Yet the retirement benefits are nice. Plus, we are a media society and please do not give any government position the thought of needing they need a pay raise for how little they accomplish.

  • Why does a football player make millions while a cop starts at 23k?
  • Capitalistic Society

  • Why the hell does it cost $93 to go to a ball game (not including tax or parking or a beer or a hotdog!) and then the NFL cries when games are blacked out!
  • Greedy corporations, they are a business and not a sport. Something fans forget some times.

  • Why when my friend at (BOA) calls me to ask if I'm looking for a job (thanks shirley!) does she then tell me she can't afford to pay me what I made in 96?
  • Because the economy sucks right now and people have to survive as a business first. It is there business after all and look out for stock holders if public, or face losing their own job.

  • Why is there an international dumping ground in the pacific larger than TX!
  • Because no one wants it on their land.

  • Why are we rebuilding a city that will be under water in 20 years?
  • Because if you did not, you would be labeled a racist. Plus, it makes for a political picture perfect environment in an election year.

  • Why is it so damn cold in Florida!
  • Global warming. LOL

  • Why do JW's who think about the generation flip flop consider it to be gods direction? Is god confused?
  • I would say it is because they have nothing else and afraid to look, so better to accept then feel lost.

  • Why do I keep forgetting to take my movies back on time!?
  • Welcome to the club!

  • Why isn't adult swim playing sealab anymore!?
  • Because they are lame and wanting to try new things to be different.

  • Does chuck norris REALLY have another fist under his beard?
  • If it is on Family Guy, then it must be so.

  • Why haven't we cloned some damn dinosaurs already?
  • Did you not learn from all those science fiction movies the dangers of that? Man, next thing you know your going to wonder why we have not enlarged ants and we will be eaten alive.

  • Why would a buncha damn beaners throw stuff at a tiger?
  • Bad tortillas

  • Why are there still Christians in this country?
  • Because no one else wanted them?

  • mkr32208
    mkr32208

    WOW, someone THOUGHT about all that stuff! coooooool...

  • XOCO
    XOCO
    Why can't I win the lottery? Just ONCE! I mean sure I don't ever PLAY but I could FIND a winning ticket!!!

    dude have u heard the scandals with the FLA lottery a couple won like 50K fair and square! but the homewreckers in Tallahassee said that the ticket was expired or misprinted so we can't give u da money homes

    Why isn't my weiner 12 inches long? (er) hee hee hee

    just 4 clarification its only a myth that Blk men have large weiners here is a quote:The idea that black men have huge reproduction organs is connected to the prejudice that black men are primitive and driven by animal instincts. It goes all the way back to Herodotus, the father of modern history. BTW its not how long ur slong is but how well u use it

    XOCO

  • grewupJWnoselfesteem78-95
    grewupJWnoselfesteem78-95

    hmmmmmm unedumacated i see............

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