I thought dubs were not supposed to be on the interwebs...

by Priest73 80 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • JK666
    JK666

    His post on zits reminds me of a joke that is so bad, it makes me sick to tell it!

    JK

  • Frequent_Fader_Miles
    Frequent_Fader_Miles
    We are working on a short Flash movie that demonstrates the use of the book covers

    For heaven's sake! How hard is it to understand the use of a book cover ... self explanatory!

  • Frequent_Fader_Miles
    Frequent_Fader_Miles

    His post on zits reminds me of a joke that is so bad, it makes me sick to tell it!

    Oh, and let's not ignore his writing style! Brother Carl's got the WBTS style perfected ... no references, bibliography's missing ... wonder if he took it verbatim from the Asleep Awake!

  • Bryan
    Bryan

    I want to play!

    The following field service report has been submitted...

    Publisher Name:Bob Beelzebub
    Year:2008
    Month:Dec
    Books:66
    Booklets Brochures:6
    Hours:666
    Magazines:6
    Return Visits:66
    Bible Studies:6
    Auxiliary Pioneer?Yes
    Comments:No one listens to me any more! BB

    Thank You!

    Bryan

  • myway2007
    myway2007

    What a find. This is great! I filled out one of the forms too, and in the comments box, I asked him to see if he could find my relatives I have not spoken to in 20 yrs and tell them to have a Merry Christmas : -)

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    ol' Carl is quite the entrepreneur - did you see the "donation" wallets? He didn't want to be tacky and put "donations for the worldwide work" on it, but he's OK with putting YHWH on the leather book cover. And I like the concept that things can be theocratic. He's as good as a used car salesman. the magazine looks like one I bought in Beijing years ago - had a picture of Beijing by night - lots of lights. I ought to dig it out and take a look at it again.

  • Micky4321
    Micky4321

    You guys are so mean...lol. I'm shocked that he thinks he could post something like that on the internet and actually get real field service reports.

  • Tara
    Tara

    Here's my report, Father.

    The following field service report has been submitted...

    Publisher Name:Tara
    Year:2007
    Month:Dec
    Books:5
    Booklets Brochures:35
    Hours:200
    Magazines:150
    Return Visits:25
    Bible Studies:6
    Auxiliary Pioneer?No
    Comments:you don't have a place to put # of children abused and/or # of pedophile cover ups.

    Thank You!

  • kifoy
    kifoy

    I don't know how big his congregation is, but around this time of the month he might be having some trouble sorting the real report e-mails from the fake ones

    Or by now, he's just sending all this report e-mails to the trash – unread.
    I just hope he's not logging your IPs, folks

    kifoy

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    And what pray tell would he do with said IPs? Most folks don't have static IPs registered in their names, so I doubt one "Lionel Richie" looking elder from Atlanta could bully a telecomm company into releasing info... Besides, if it's publicly accessible, he has little control over how it's used.
    Carry on.

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