I joined a church

by larc 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • larc
    larc

    Yes,

    I joined a church. I joined The Univeral Church Triumphant Of The Apathetic Agnostic. If you want to join and get full priveleges as a minister, contact: .www.uctaa.org

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    Sorry, I just invented my own religion.
    The only rule is that you have to drink beer, anyone wanna join?

    *

  • larc
    larc

    Brothern and Sistern,

    Could someone fix the web site so it can click on? I am too apathetic to figure out how to do it myself.

  • mommy
    mommy

    . http://www.uctaa.org


    wendy

    Blind faith can justify anything.~Richard Dawkins

  • thinkers wife
    thinkers wife

    Golly ned! I thought this was a joke, the site really exists. Where do you find these things Larc?
    TW

  • jayhawk1
    jayhawk1

    Thanks larc,
    I told a person I worked with that I belong to the church of the agnostics just two weeks ago. Now I have proof that such a thing exists, at least on the net.

    "Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford

    Here is the page of the dumbest Jehovah's Witness I have ever seen.
    http://hometown.aol.com/onjehovahside/

  • waiting
    waiting

    Howdy larc,

    You are not an agnostic, Paddy. You are just a fat slob who is too lazy to go to Mass. Conor Cruise O'Brien

    waiting

  • joelbear
    joelbear

    Are there a lot of cute guys at this church?

  • mpatrick
    mpatrick

    joelbear,

    I go to New Thought Unity Center and there are lots of cute guys there (looking for other cute guys).

    It took me a while to get use to that, but now they are all like family! Love them ALL!

    mpatrick

    He does not believe who does not live according to his belief.-Thomas Fuller

  • larc
    larc

    Folks,

    If you haven't done so yet, you should visit the site, it is a hoot. Thinker's wife, you ask how I find these things. I have my ways. Your secrets are not safe from me, hee hee hee. Jayhawk, I sent an email to the dear sister you reference. Her addy must be bogus. My email won't go through. I am broken hearted. Waiting, I resemble those remarks, except I am a thin slob, not a fat slob.

    Hi Ho Silver Awaaaaaaaaay

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