Time for Jokes.....Tell Us Your Favorite JW Joke!
by new boy 48 Replies latest jw friends
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metaspy
I always liked the joke:
Who was the stretchiest man in the bible?
Balaam. He tied his Ass to a tree and walked into town. -
primitivegenius
why do jehovahs witnesses build kingdom halls without any windows?
they are trying to keep jesus out
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sooner7nc
What does the Elder tell his wife when she has 2 black eyes?
Nothing, he already told her twice.
corny I know, sorry.
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5go
Three Vampires walk into a bar.
The Bartender asks them "what do they want to drink?"
The first says "I want a pint of Blood".
The second says the same.
The third says I am JW I need a pint of blood fractions.
So the Bartender yells to the Barback I need two Bloods, and a Blood Light.
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Abandoned
How many JW does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how many are currently on the governing body.
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Quandry
Ha, hahaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa!!! Great jokes-----thanks!!!!!!
