Time for Jokes.....Tell Us Your Favorite JW Joke!

by new boy 17 years ago 48 Replies latest 9 years ago jw friends

Fatfreek 17 years ago

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metaspy 17 years ago

I always liked the joke:
Who was the stretchiest man in the bible?
Balaam. He tied his Ass to a tree and walked into town.

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primitivegenius 17 years ago

why do jehovahs witnesses build kingdom halls without any windows?
they are trying to keep jesus out

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sooner7nc 17 years ago

What does the Elder tell his wife when she has 2 black eyes?
Nothing, he already told her twice.
corny I know, sorry.

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5go 17 years ago

Three Vampires walk into a bar.
The Bartender asks them "what do they want to drink?"
The first says "I want a pint of Blood".
The second says the same.
The third says I am JW I need a pint of blood fractions.
So the Bartender yells to the Barback I need two Bloods, and a Blood Light.

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Fatfreek 17 years ago

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Fatfreek 17 years ago

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Abandoned 17 years ago

How many JW does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how many are currently on the governing body.

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Fatfreek 17 years ago

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Quandry 17 years ago

Ha, hahaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa!!! Great jokes-----thanks!!!!!!

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