I would defintely have Crisis of Conscience ready. I would have that book on the table instead of the book I am supposed to study, and I would have a modern-English King James version of the Bible instead of the New World Translation. I bet that would make them not want to come back.
If it happens now, when the hounders are merely trying to recapture me, that's when I pull out the big guns. No, not pepper spray. (I would reserve that for if they physically force me to go with them.) Even more effective would be to exploit their morbid fear of the demons. All I would need is to have Christmas decorations up (all the better if it's summer), including crosses and angels. I would also pull out my Ouija board, and start praying out loud to Satan. I would beseech Satan to have as many demons as possible possess them. As I know that demons do not possess people, I know the trick would have no real harmful effects. But, perhaps something would happen to make them think I sicced the demons on them, and that would be the last time they would pull that.
If they ever succeeded in dragging me to the Kingdumb Hell or Brother Hounder's house, I would have to pray to Satan out loud to bring in as many demons in the house as possible. Hopefully, something happens that could arouse suspicion of being possessed by demons, and they would be all too happy to let me go back to posting on this board. I know that their morbid fear of demons is probably second only to getting destroyed at Armageddon, and is totally illusory. And, if they want to play hardball...