Special announcement next week????? (page 3)

bite me

special announcement is like watching your favorite program on tv. Just when the plot thinken's a commercials comes then returns to your show and then you get a "TO BE CONTINUED....." They just want you to come back for more. That's all. And blood cards. what the heck.. you have to renew those. Your life is totally in the JW's hands with those.

babygirl75

The generation of 1975 will not pass away?????

WTWizard

Maybe it's time to get those fevers (99.4), fractures (a toenail), or funerals (of that cockroach you just killed) so you will have a "legitimate excuse" to miss the meeting. It is going to be yet another waste of everyone's time, and they want to make it seem worth going to so you can hear it. Trust me, if it's that important, then someone that's forced to go to the boasting session will put it here.

knock knock

"going to read a special letter..."

K is a special letter. Maybe they're going to read the letter K?

Yeah, a special announcement is like a car alarm. A false alarm.

Amber Rose

They last time they announced that there was going to be a special announcement coming soon, it was just that they revised the OM book (I don't even know what the real name is but it was green). So I'm sure that the next special, important announcement will be just as thrilling, if not more so!

SnakesInTheTower

Special announcements aren't worth the paper they are printed on.... like the "Special Announcement" I was forced to read the year I gave the Memorial talk.....ooohhhh...."Special" my a$$.......I just incorporated into my talk. It was the same SA the following year....but the elder giving it that year made a huge deal of it, as if I hadnt read the same crap the year before...!

AR:

it was just that they revised the OM book (I don't even know what the real name is but it was green).

yeah, it is called the OD book (Organized to Do ~~God's~~ Watchtower's Will)..and like its predecessors, it is green...for the color of the bile that flows forth from it when you read it...and the OverDose of bull$h*t that you get when taking it in.....

same drivel....different book... at least its still hardback, right?

Snakes ()

daniel-p

I bet they have a special Bethel unit charged with brainstorming ideas for special announcements and other special things, epitomizing their bullshit.

AudeSapere

BizzyBee wrote:

ARMAGEDDON IS RUNNING LATE

In a special communique delivered with Ted's morning prunes, Jehovah has told the Governing Body that He is very sorry, but He is not as young as He used to be and it takes literally eons just to get out of bed in the morning. The thought of staging Armageddon, what with the thunderbolts, earthquakes, smiting the 6 billion (minus 6 million) and such - Oy! He gets a headache just thinking about it. He is going to rest up for another century or so and see if He can pull together a modified version - kind of an Armageddon-Lite.

This made me laugh. Thanks!

-Denise.

Must obey!

Yeah same, LOL at bizzybee hehe.

nomoreguilt

Yeah, right, special announcement. Like the special talks to be given around the world, simultaneously. I just knew that the great tribulation was ready to start the day of that talk, bullshiite.

NMG

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