Just visited by 2 Mormon "sisters"

by Bonnie_Clyde 11 Replies latest jw experiences

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  Bonnie_Clyde

  They knocked on the door at 7 p.m wearing their badges. I didn't realize that they ever sent women out. Actually we had a few sessions with a couple of Mormon elders over a year ago. We finally told them we weren't interested, but apparently they asked these two young ladies to stop and see us. Very nice girls--one of them said her family goes clear back to the time of Joseph Smith.

  Clyde always invites the Mormons in when they stop, but he usually ends up doing most of the talking. Sounds like they want to come back. Clyde might let them, but he has more time than I do.

  Please don't worry....we won't get hooked. As I've said before, if I wanted to join a high-control cult, I'd pick the Mormons before the Witnesses, but that doesn't mean I want to be in a cult.
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  Abandoned

  My best friend is a mormon. Well, technically. She was baptized a mormon but doesn't believe what they teach and doesn't attend any more. Faded I guess.
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  Tara

  That's interesting! I guess the Mormon church is progressive when it comes to women. I always thought only the young men went out preaching, too.
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  Bonnie_Clyde

  They both wore long skirts--must have a dress code just like JW's.
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  momzcrazy

  Grew up in SLC. They have been sending out women (girls) for years now. Yes missions are not just for men anymore! Couples that are retired also go on missions. I'll bet it helps the time go by faster while they are waiting for their boyfriends to come home. Usually they go to college so they can work and support their return missionary hubby while he finishes. Then begins the babymaking, or bringing angels down to hell.

  momz

  PS I can trace my family back to Brigham Young. An ancestor last name Angell designed the Temple. On and on it can go...
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  moshe

  The Mormons are real big on charity- tell them when they come back that you need help aorund your house- painting, landscaping, cleaning up, whatever and they will send someone over to help you for Free!
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  Must obey!

  Were they hot? 2 Mormon female missionaries called on our place once, when I was young and single and living with some other single brothers. We invited them in for a cup of tea and a chat. I was instantly infatuated with the both of them...so lovely, so spiritual, so virginal, and so TRAPPED IN A FALSE RELIGION....DAMN! (and I wasn't of course bwahaha..sob) I desperately wanted to be one of their return visits. I gazed at them with longing wonder all the way down the bottom of the street after they left. Horney little prick I was.
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  Highlander

  I gazed at them with longing wonder all the way down the bottom of the street after they left. Horney little prick I was.

  The hardest part is getting them out of their magic underwear. Once that task is done, the rest is easy!
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  SirNose586

  Do not be swayed by the possibly-hot mormon chicks. The JW chicks got my dad involved.

  So....

  Yeah. Dangerous stuff for a lonely male.
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  Must obey!

  OMG...magic mormon underpants!....I had no idea...that is unbelievable and so wacked...thanks for posting that awesomely funny & bizarre tubevid. No wonder those mormon girls held such an inexplicably mysterious erotic power over me. (or maybe I was just really really horny when they came - scuse the pun - cause in those days I always tried hard not to flog my log and grieve the spirit.)