We should start an annual festival of "SECRET SIN" at the kingdumb Hell.
From now on Hamstergod has made it known thru his true prophet (MOI !) - (imagine your own thundering divine squeak a la Gibbering Buddy):
"The first Sunday in February shall be forever, even unto eternity, known as "WEAR WOMENS PANTIES UNDER YOUR SUIT TO THE KINGDUMB HELL DAY"
Borrow a pair of your wife's - like David Beckham - or a girlfriend's. BUY some if necessary.
Remember, obedience is a sign of true holiness.
Those wishing to report their disobedience here on the Monday will be truly blessed.
HB
The festival of secret sin is based on an early 12th century BC fragment, papyrus 1201 Syriaticanicus Hamsteranii. It contains a parable, where a starving hamster stole cornflakes from the Tumble Sumptuary. The Owl of Hamstergod swooped down to kill the evildoer with his Holy Talons.
Begging for mercy, he cried "My family is starving and cold. (By this time the cornflakes had gone flat in his cheekpouches) And Look! My lord's furry servant has remembered the words of Hamstergod: "will the thief truly... [text missing] ... I have flat cheekpouches when the wrath of the Holy Talon rips him apart?"
Since the Owl saw his cheeks were indeed flat he was allowed to go. Increasing noolite now shows that once a year, some concealed sin should be indulged in to celebrate the mercy of allknowing Hamstergod's annointed representative, who only pretended to be fooled.