Hungry?

by watson 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • watson
    watson

    You won't be after you read this.

    Theocratic Garden

    In addition to the fruitage of the spirit, we should all be trying to cultivate a spiritual garden, which includes four vegetables, atfive rows of each. The four vegetables are: peas, squash, turnips, and lettuce.

    FIVE ROWS OF PEAS Personal StudyPreachingPreparationPerseverancePrayer

    FIVE ROWS OF SQUASH:Squash gossipSquash jealousySquash angerSquash contentionSquash strife FIVE ROWS OF TURNIPS:Turn up for the Service MeetingTurn up for the Theocratic Ministry SchoolTurn up for the Book StudyTurn up for the Public TalkTurn up for the Watchtower Study

    FIVE ROWS OF LETTUCE:

    Lettuce continue to show love for one anotherLettuce continue to press on to maturityLettuce keep ourselves without spot from the worldLettuce keep a strong hold on the word of GodLettuce do all we can to magnify Jehovah's name May yours ever grow...

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  • JK666
    JK666

    And that is why all the little JW's are vegetables.

    JK

  • momzcrazy
    momzcrazy

    Puking

    I feel much better now...

    momz

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned

    I used to live on those stupid stories....

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    I think I just threw up a little bit. In my mouth.

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    And, of course, fertilize the Theocratic Garden about knee deep in bu!!sh!t

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    what about asparagus? as in asparagus this jw drivel?

  • Must obey!
    Must obey!

    Haha that is so obnoxious but its kinda cute and clever too...

  • DJK
    DJK

    I think a good dubby could have knocked on a few extra doors if he didn't waste his time on that crap.

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