Who's here? Do you want me to throw cyber party?

by changeling 266 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mincan
    Mincan

    Leave your panties here, you won't need them if you're sleeping!

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned
    I was about to crash this party but I think I'll get some sleep instead and catch up tomorrow.

    Have a good night sleep.

  • flipper
    flipper

    Mrs. FLIPPER finally finds Mr. FLIPPER up in the attic trying to catch Finally Free's bird ! He catches it and tells his wife, " FF is dead. This poor cacatiel birdie needs someone to adopt him ! I think we should love and protect this bird with our very lives if we have to - at the rate people are dropping like flies around here." Then, finally Mr & Mrs. FLIPPER retire for the night and take their new adopted, stinky bird to bed with them ! Squawk, Squawk ! Peace out, night , night ! Mr.& Mrs. Flipper

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned
    Then, finally Mr & Mrs. FLIPPER retire for the night and take their new adopted, stinky bird to bed with them !

    I still say it's Mrs. Flipper. It has to be her. Who else can it be?

  • changeling
    changeling

    When morning came, Mr. Flipper reached over to Mrs. Flipper's side of the bed and found her oddly unresponsive. He lifted up on one elbow to get a better look and there she lay, facing the ceiling with her eyes wide open and clutching the cockatoo in her cold dead hands. The bird's neck was broken and so was Mrs. Flipper's.

  • changeling
    changeling

    And then there were three...Mr. Flipper, Abandoned and BB. Who has the homicidal maniac terrorizing the castle? What was hi/her motive?

  • Bumble Bee
    Bumble Bee

    It has to be AB!! He's picking us off one by one to get our panties!!!!

    BB

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned

    WOW! It is BB. Didn't I already guess her? I must not have. Everyone. BB's the murderer.

  • Bumble Bee
    Bumble Bee

    And your proof would be what AB?????

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned

    Well Mr. Flipper would have saved his wife for last. That would have appeared the least suspicious. I was saved to the end, of course, becaue of my witty repartee. This thread wouldn't be the same without me - without me and my panties. Plus, I didn't need to kill anyone to get panties. The women have been dropping them left and right without any assistance on my part. And besides, if I were after panties, the women would have been the first to go. No, so me as the killer doesn't hold up and Flipper as the killer doesn't hold up which only leaves YOU!

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