Smokers! You are needed for anti-witnessing!

MinisterAmos

Can we get a few of you guys to show up at your local DC or CC and just like hang out in front while wearing a really cheap suit?

Bonus points for creating a Delagate Tag

Extra Points for booking a room at one of the listed hotels and registering as a Witness.

Pay cash then trash it; sit around with a beer and a smoke while wearing the uniform....

Abandoned

Can we get a few of you guys to show up at your local DC or CC and just like hang out in front while wearing a really cheap suit?

Bonus points for creating a Delagate Tag

Extra Points for booking a room at one of the listed hotels and registering as a Witness.

Pay cash then trash it; sit around with a beer and a smoke while wearing the uniform....

This is comical and all, but we don't need to fake things to expose the witnesses. Their own Byzantine teachings will do that.

FadingAway

Also order a bunch of adult movies too.

But I'm with Abandoned, the teachings will expose them for what they are worth.

MeneMene

The first 2 items would really be funny.

I must disagree with the last - trashing a hotel room is not nice nor is it necessary. That said, the adult movies and several empty liquor bottles left in the garbage cans sounds reasonable. (Start saving them up to take with you.)

White Dove

I'm in! No trashing of hotel rooms though please. That is just low and it hurts moral and business at the hotel. The rest of it though I could definately do. It could be fun! "This is for enslaving me for 37 years!"

Hortensia

could be fun, although kind of pointless. The fantasy would be more fun than actually doing it. However, I wish you all would quit dissing "cheap suits." Most of the folks I knew had NO money and a cheap suit was all they could get. Being poor isn't a crime. My family was dirt poor and we were often humiliated by the clothes we had to wear and the disdain of other people.

Nathan Natas

I'm not into the idea of criminal property damage, but the rest could be amusing.

Sisters could play too, dressing "inappropriately" and behaving scandalously.

If an elder approached, cringe theatrically and plead, "don't hit me!" Your companions could circle around you protectively.

Late night singing of Kingdom songs in the bar would be nice too.

"We're jehoooovah's witnesses,

we drink up with thirstyness!

Ours is the God of true prophecyyyyyyyyy,

I'll be right back -- gotta pee!"

Homerovah the Almighty

Isn't there something a little more wholesome to do, leave the idiot JWS alone they've got their problems to deal with

How about smokers all attend a substance abuse program that deals with addictions

Smoking is now considered as the most dangerous health hazard that is potentially preventable in society today......Period

Junction-Guy

I might try that, however it would have the effect of making Apostates look bad in the JW's eyes and convince them they have the truth.

However, it would make the JW's look "worldly" in the eyes of Non-JW passerby's. It definitely wouldnt be good PR for the JW's

I think it would be fun, but the effects of it may not be that good.

Nathan Natas

I also think it could be nice if apostates called radio talk shows and identified themselves as JWs, then spouted the most inane, idiotic or "old light" sh!t they can come up with, culminating with a "join us or die" appeal to the audience. An intentional disinformation campaign waged at the grass roots level.

Smokers! You are needed for anti-witnessing!

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