Words of Wisdom,.....

by Twitch 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • Twitch
    Twitch

    When she walks away from you mad
    [ Follow her ]

    When she stare's at your mouth
    [ Kiss her ]

    When she pushes you or hit's you
    [ Grab her and dont let go ]

    When she start's cussing at you
    [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

    When she's quiet
    [ Ask her whats wrong ]

    When she ignore's you
    [ Give her your attention ]

    When she pull's away
    [ Pull her back ]

    When you see her at her worst
    [ Tell her she's beautiful ]

    When you see her start crying
    [Just hold her and dont say a word ]

    When you see her walking
    [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

    When she's scared
    [ Protect her ]

    When she lay's her head on your shoulder
    [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]

    When she steal's your favorite hat
    [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]

    When she tease's you
    [ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

    When she doesnt answer for a long time
    [ reassure her that everything is okay ]

    When she look's at you with doubt
    [ Back yourself up ]

    When she say's that she like's you
    [ she really does more than you could understand ]

    When she grab's at your hands
    [ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]

    When she bump's into you
    [ bump into her back and make her laugh ]

    When she tell's you a secret
    [ keep it safe and untold ]

    When she looks at you in your eyes
    [ dont look away until she does ]

    When she misses you
    [ she's hurting inside ]

    When you break her heart
    [ the pain never really goes away ]

    When she says its over
    [ she still wants you to be hers ]

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    yse -sounds like women - dont you just love them

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    yse -sounds like women - dont you just love them

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned
    When she walks away from you mad
    [ Follow her ]

    When she stare's at your mouth
    [ Kiss her ]

    When she pushes you or hit's you
    [ Grab her and dont let go ]

    When she start's cussing at you
    [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

    When she's quiet
    [ Ask her whats wrong ]

    When she ignore's you
    [ Give her your attention ]

    When she pull's away
    [ Pull her back ]

    When you see her at her worst
    [ Tell her she's beautiful ]

    When you see her start crying
    [Just hold her and dont say a word ]

    When you see her walking
    [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

    When she's scared
    [ Protect her ]

    When she lay's her head on your shoulder
    [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]

    When she steal's your favorite hat
    [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]

    When she tease's you
    [ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

    When she doesnt answer for a long time
    [ reassure her that everything is okay ]

    When she look's at you with doubt
    [ Back yourself up ]

    When she say's that she like's you
    [ she really does more than you could understand ]

    When she grab's at your hands
    [ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]

    When she bump's into you
    [ bump into her back and make her laugh ]

    When she tell's you a secret
    [ keep it safe and untold ]

    When she looks at you in your eyes
    [ dont look away until she does ]

    When she misses you
    [ she's hurting inside ]

    When you break her heart
    [ the pain never really goes away ]

    When she says its over
    [ she still wants you to be hers ]

    How do I manage to mess these up every single time? I don't know the answer to that, but I'm hoping my therapist can either answer that for me or drug me up so much that I don't give a sh*t any more.

  • changeling
    changeling

    Wow, did you write that?

    Are you a man?

    Would you marry me?

    Oh, wait, I'm already married...

    changeling (Hoping rv doesn't read this)

  • daytona27
    daytona27

    Does this apply to women everywhere? Even random ones? Coworkers too? I'm going to start applying this advice tomorrow and see how it goes :)

  • R.Crusoe
    R.Crusoe

    I think you may find, for some women, that to be page 1 in her book of Genesis! The commandments come later as do the circular reasonings. I once convinced myself that all religious books were inspired by wives of the prophets because never have I been so ensnared and confused and cheated and used and maligned and abused and reactionary and judged till I'm a criminal slut, as when completely giving my whole trusting soul to religion or woman!

    It is only woman who will ever convince me otherwise and I know there are some for whom the heavens smile but they are rare and hidden from my damaged souls horizons, which climbs again with pain to see their honest face peer deep inside my eyes.

    I expect nothing for less is where I find my place for doing more than this!

    Wise words are sad words in a world such as this.

  • LouBelle
    LouBelle

    ah if we could treat every one with such kindess the world would be a happier place.

  • Twitch
    Twitch
    Wow, did you write that?

    No I didn't; I just admire the truth of it and it's inherent kindness.

    And yes, I am a man and as such, these thoughts and actions are not things which are programmed in; they are learned, more so from trial and error. Maybe that's just me, but I don't think so,.....lol.

    I hope it opens doors for some.

  • Low-Key Lysmith
    Low-Key Lysmith

    When he walks away from you mad
    [ Leave him the f*** alone ]

    When he stare's at your mouth
    [ Just be glad that he's not staring at your cans ]

    When he pushes you or hit's you
    [ Dump the bastard and notify the authorities ]

    When he start's cussing at you
    [ Make fun of his genitals ]

    When he's quiet
    [ He's likely trying to push out a fart]

    When he ignore's you
    [ He probably wants to go fishing ]

    When he pull's away
    [ Let him go. It's likely because he just finished playing a game of basketball and smells like a bum's nutsack ]

    When you see him at his worst
    [ Help him out of the dumpster and help him change his pukey shirt]

    When you see him start crying
    [Check to see if there's an empty whiskey bottle nearby ]

    When you see him walking
    [ Just be glad he's not staggering ]

    When he's scared
    [ You better be scared too, 'cuz it probably means something real bad is about to happen ]

    When he lay's his head on your shoulder
    [ Tell him to wake up and watch the chick flick ]

    When he steal's your favorite hat
    [ It probably means you look ridiculous in it and he is going to dispose of said offending head-garment]

    When he tease's you
    [ He really means it]

    When he doesnt answer for a long time
    [ Check to see if he's not passed out cold ]

    When he look's at you with doubt
    [ He really thinks you've lost all grip on sense and accountability ]

    When he say's that he like's you
    [ He want's to get his hands on all of your pink parts ]

    When he grab's at your hands
    [ Just be glad that he's not grabbing at your cans ]

    When he bump's into you
    [ Kick him in the nuts and tell him to sober up ]

    When he tell's you a secret
    [ Relish in it, 'cuz man, that shit is RARE ]

    When he looks at you in your eyes
    [ He's imagining you naked ]

    When he misses you
    [ He really means it...awwwwwwwww. ]

    When you break his heart
    [ RUN! Far & fast]

    When he says its over
    [ He means it. Piss off. ]

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