"Let's get it on! With rigor mortis I am hard 24/7"
JK
by onacruse 66 Replies latest jw friends
"Let's get it on! With rigor mortis I am hard 24/7"
JK
It would be fun to have your grave rigged with rotted, partially zombie hands to come up out of the ground and grab people's ankles when they step on your grave.
Here lies TooktheRedpill...
No Soliciting...
No Trespassing...
"no jehovahs witnesses"
"ive got a shotgun..... no danceing on this grave"
or how about
" victim of Anthrax posioning"
"died of bublonic plague"
"warning......land mines"
Here lies the body of momzcrazy.
But her soul is in heaven as it do belong to be.
One of my faves:
"I told you I was sick"
NEXT!
A couple of ideas...
For Those Who Thought I Wasn't Sick
You Can All Suck My...
Plummeted To His Death After Praying To God For The Power Of Flight.
They abounded in riches
But she wore the britches ...