Your epitaph...what would you like it to be?

by onacruse 66 Replies latest jw friends

  • JK666
    JK666

    "Let's get it on! With rigor mortis I am hard 24/7"

    JK

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    It would be fun to have your grave rigged with rotted, partially zombie hands to come up out of the ground and grab people's ankles when they step on your grave.

  • tooktheredpill
    tooktheredpill

    Here lies TooktheRedpill...

    No Soliciting...

    No Trespassing...

  • primitivegenius
    primitivegenius

    "no jehovahs witnesses"

    "ive got a shotgun..... no danceing on this grave"

  • primitivegenius
    primitivegenius

    or how about

    " victim of Anthrax posioning"

    "died of bublonic plague"

    "warning......land mines"

  • momzcrazy
    momzcrazy

    Here lies the body of momzcrazy.

    But her soul is in heaven as it do belong to be.

  • RisingEagle
    RisingEagle

    One of my faves:

    "I told you I was sick"

  • OMG! Now What?
  • Tuesday
    Tuesday

    A couple of ideas...

    For Those Who Thought I Wasn't Sick
    You Can All Suck My...

    Plummeted To His Death After Praying To God For The Power Of Flight.

  • babygirl75
    babygirl75

    They abounded in riches

    But she wore the britches ...

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