I checked a Web based company that sells witless supplies just to see how much money one could waste on their products. True, the products can make life a bit easier on witlesses by organizing calls and service time. They have service bags that cost around $50 and include return visit books, that close to 9" X 10". They have various meeting supplies that make things a bit easier to organize things. They have binding services that allow one to improve the binding (something that used to be done at the Watchtower Society at no charge before the crap bindings became standard). The costs run from $40 up to $120 and up. You may have seen the ad on this forum at times.
Now, this is the puker. I looked at the "gift" section. Sure enough, there are tie clips with the Watchtower logo. (Which to me would make even less sense than wearing a cross--given a choice, I would wear the cross.) The worst is the baby milestone book. There are the usual things like foot- and handprints and things like first walking and talking. So far, so good.
Now, get ready for the puke bucket (unless your keyboard is puke proof). In this book is a page designated for baby's first theocraptic milestones. There is the First Comment, First Meeting, and First Field Circus. A space is listed for the day the baby rang the first doorbell, and the first words said at the door. ! Of course, there is no place in this fxxxing book for things like holidays and birthdays. And the birthday is the most important, since it will determine when the child will go to school or be allowed to become of age.
I do not recommend wasting your money buying the items (I often go there just to run up their administrative expenses so the brother running it has that much less to donate to the Worldwide Pedophile Defense Fund). Most of the items are ridiculously priced: A highlighter marker costs $1.95, and a set of three go for $6.95. I checked Target and saw the damn things priced at 2 for $1, and a pack of 10 Sharpie highlighters cost only $6. Wal-Mart and Staples have similar items priced at similar prices.
Besides, most of the items are a total waste at any price. I have no use for a meeting bag or a bag for field circus. Nor do I want to bind the Specious Reasoning and Bible books together at any price. Those tacky Watchtower tie tacks are a total waste of money. And, if you don't go out in field circus, you have no use for Return Visit or Field Circus Activity material at any price (I threw mine out). Not to mention the money you will save on gas and vehicle wear and tear, coffee, fast "food" meals, and donations to the Worldwide Pedophile Defense Fund for littera-trash. If you wish to visit the site to see how much money people can waste on that stuff or to help run up their administrative costs so it can mean less for the Worldwide Pedophile Defense Fund, by all means go there (it will probably be advertised on this forum). Just make sure you don't inadvertently or impulsively order anything, or you will be wasting your money.
And, before going, make sure you have preparations to puke.