What is a bikini witness?

by NoAliasAvailable 24 Replies latest jw friends

  • compound complex
    compound complex

    New bride Anna Nicole pretty in pink bikini, witness says from Chicago Sun-Times in News provided free by Find Articles.

    The above was third entry down in Google. The first two say "Bikini Witness" is an execrable film.

    CC

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    Watch this video and become a "Bikini Waxing Witness of Jehovah" or a "Jehovah Bikini Wax Witnesser" and get on the cramped and narrow road leading to everlasting life. We believe that in the New System nobody will be wearing any cloths due to temperate climate changes world wide and a return to innocence of doves, once enjoyed in Eden, with none of those unsightly bikini lines, and a nice even sun golden tan and no stubbles to stick your partner or bush to hide real beauty.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-5l3C_gcCg

  • Midnight Talker
    Midnight Talker
    A Brazilian bikini witness

    Yeah, they are absolutely bootyfull, trust me I've checked them myself.

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist

    The only reference I can find to this term is regarding the movie "Bikini Witness". The blurb says: "Four young women while enjoying a day at the beach unwittingly become witness to a brutal murder... thus becoming bikini witnesses. Bikini Witness stars Tonya Qualls, Lisa Comshaw and Katjia Sandberg in this erotic cult hit."

    Sounds like some seriously good cinema... :-P

    Dave of "Erotic Cult" class

  • NoAliasAvailable
    NoAliasAvailable

    Wow...what great answers...never thought I would get that many replies.

    Thanks guys (and gals)!

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Maybe a bikini witness is one who's barely there. As in doesn't show up much during the trial.

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    I thought it meant that JWs were sending their women out onto the beaches in Florida and handing out tracts in their bikinis and all the guys grabbed the tracts and really read them for once resulting in a huge increase of males into the organization

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    by the way, welcome to the board, noaliasavailable

  • XOCO
    XOCO
    I thought it meant that JWs were sending their women out onto the beaches in Florida and handing out tracts in their bikinis and all the guys grabbed the tracts and really read them for once resulting in a huge increase of males into the organization

    you've got that right stilla BTW P-cola Beach/Panama City is a good spot LOL!

    XOCO

  • AuldSoul
    AuldSoul

    I used to live in PCB, Florida. There were definitely bikini witnesses. And occasional reports of bikini-less witnesses, but I was never around to know from first hand experience.

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