What do you think about Demons now? (page 4)

parakeet

My belief in demons can be summed up in this excerpt from "Ghostbusters":

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WINSTON is being interviewed for a job with the ghostbusters.

JANINE: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projection, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trans-mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?

WINSTON: If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.

wednesday

I always assumed the devil and his organization was a lot like God's organization. There were higher/ lower levels. Imagine being a demon who gets the lousy job of haunting a house or antique furniture. I'd ask for a better job. must be something else a demon can do.

JAVA

Wednesday makes a good point. If you were a demon and could buzz around, scare JWs, and do most anything you like, why would you hold up in some dirty old antiques or the like. Think about it--you could rule the White House, which explains a lot. :))

looloo

the only people i have ever known be obsessed with demons were th e, dubs and what a crock of shit some of them came out with, ie if youare inthe truth the demons will try to get you , if you are in th truth jehovah will look after you, what a contradiction !!

Eyes Open

I think they're really, really scary. At least in Doom 3.

Seriously, they didn't seem very interested in me when we tried an online ouija board. Couldn't get a response. Maybe that's becuase we were using a touchpad instead of a mouse.

The Oracle

hmmmm....

I have personally invited Satan the Devil or any other demon with balls to materialize so I could kick the living sh*t out of them.

Like many other posters here have pointed out, needless to say - no one appeared.

One thing is certain: Either they aren't real, or they are harmless pussies.

However you slice it, we can all sleep well tonight with no worries about the demons.

wooooo hoooooo!

The Oracle

ButtLight

Imagine being a demon who gets the lousy job of haunting a house or antique furniture. I'd ask for a better job. must be something else a demon can do.

Exactly! If they can Possess people, why the hell would they turn on battery operated toys, open and shut doors, appear as a human that died in the 1700's, crap like that. Come on, they are the all powerful angels that went bad......they have better things to do. Not only that, if they did those things to a jw or maybe even an ex-jw , they would run screaming Demonz, and go back to the org! No sense for demonz to do that, if they are trying to get us away from the org. So, I cant say if they do or dont exist, but something atleast other than them DO! Of course, my opinion only!

Layla33

I was just thinking of some more demon stories.

I remember one time having to go to the bathroom late at night and because I was half sleep I went to my brothers room by accident and him saying "Jehovah, Jehovah" over and over again. It just cracked me up.

So many various things that we would discuss and it was always, "you better check it doesn't have demons". The toothpaste? The stars around it mean it has demons. An angry face? It has demons. A man grabs his crotch on video? He's demonized. Dreams? Demonized! A magazine with lightening? Demonized!

oompa

What they hey are they doin.....they must be real lazy..............oompa

ButtLight

Might as well use up my posts on one thread!

What they hey are they doin.....they must be real lazy..............oompa

Must be that armagedon is comin', no sense in wastin any time to "boo" the rest of us apostates!

What do you think about Demons now?

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