OOPS I must be having a seniors moment. DAWG MY apologies . Witness007. MY apologies.
I have made a BIG boo boo. With both of you
I am off to my room
SO SORRY!!!!
Ex-J.W = So my Mum says NOW she's anointed and going to heaven???
by Witness 007 14 Replies latest jw experiences
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mouthy
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spiritboi
feel wierd having my mum looking down at me from heaven....will she see my porno stash??? I am lucky.my mom is not anointed , she is not even a jw. she has passed away when i was 2. so she will be in sheol waiting for resurrection. she won't be in heaven looking down and see me watching porn.even if she did, I think she will be glad to see his son grown up now and that his manly thing is functioning properly.She will be sad if I am still a jw, never masturbate, don't know how to court girls, wasting time attending meetings and performing in field circus! I never disappoint you, mum! Hope the poster "mum" won't come here and read this post...
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oompa
good for her..............tell her you will be with her!...............oompa......................i will....yeh
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Congrats on your mom's promotion to becoming Mrs. Jesus Christ!
If I ever get anointed and start partaking, I'm gonna sit in the front row, guzzle both glasses of wine, and eat all the crackers before any of those other losers at the KH get a shot at partaking!! Take me Jesus, I'm yours!
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OnTheWayOut
Good for her. May be she can put in a good word for me when she gets there.
I'm sorry I missed this thread when it was new.
Although her reasoning is warped by WTS, I like her spunk.