There are so many reasons why I like being a Jehovahs's Witness.
1. We get to count time when we share our faith with nonbelievers or our young children.
2. We don't have to go to college to get a good job as a janitor or a window washer.
3. We get to celebrate the birth of a child but not the anniversary of the birth.
4. We don't pass a collection plate at our meetings and we get to put in our wills that when
we die that our house, CD's, jewelery, life insurance, and cash can go the the Watchtower Society
so that our family doesn't have to worry about those things.
5. We don't have to be with our families during the holidays to enjoy each other company and eat the
cookies, turkey, ham, pies, and other such food.
6. Because we are the only true Christians on earth, we do not have the problems that other churches
have with broken up families, adultery, fornication, pedophiles, over drinking, and gossip.
7. We don't have to worry about giving the poor and needy in our community food, clothing and
shelter because we give them the Truth which will enable them to live forever in a paradise earth.
8. We have God speaking to us thru the Faithful and Discreet Slave and thru the Watchtower.
9. We will get to live in Paradise where there will be no cars, TV's, computors, radio's, theaters,
washing machines, clothes dryers, refrigerators, stoves, airplanes. electric lights, or malls to buy or clothes.
10. We get to go every year to a summer District Assemly vacation at the same city every year and have a picnic
at our seats during the sessions and then stay at the fine hotels that we are told to go to.
11. We know the true meaning of the words soon, near, very soon, very near, so close, just around
the corner, shortly, and near future.
12. We don't have to worry about getting old or having a retirement plan.
Now I hope you can begin to understand why I like being a Jehovah's Witness.
TooBad TooSad
..For the rest of your miserable Life!!..............And..
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...OUTLAW