One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
Mae West
Understanding Obves
by tula 12 Replies latest watchtower bible
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OnTheWayOut
For any of you who are not sure, you can find virtually any number in the
Bible, correspond it to any dates, multiply or add or subtract by whatever
crazy rules you have, and come up with any conclusion you want to.There were 6 creative days, we are in the seventh. Holy spirit was
poured out at Pentecost 33 CE, Jesus was betrayed for 30 pieces of silver.
Clean animals- 7 go on the ark, 12 tribes, 7 plagues, 40 days to a flood.
I am just starting. Which ones do I multiply? Which ones do I add?In an insane asylum, three patients are up for release. The Doctor decides
to give them an intelligence test. He turns to the first man and asks,
"What is three times three?""274," he replies.
The Doctor asks the second man, "What is three times three?"
"Tuesday," replies the second man.
The Doctor turns to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three?"
"Nine," says the third man proudly.
"That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you arrive at that?"
"Simple," says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday."
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cyd0099
OTWO, You made me laugh. You nailed it.