by TR 46 Replies latest jw friends
Hey, LDH if "Eunich = YUNCH and Vulva = Volvo" have I committed fornication (or as one brother used to pronounce it - "fornification")if I touched a sister's volvo?? God, I remember actually being IN a sister's volvo out in service - THAT would surely be a serious sin!!
And if I yunched in someone's volvo, that could also be a problem - unless I told them I was a eunuch! Though I suppose even a eunuch could yunch on a vulva. Oh...I've got to stop this!!!
S4
We had one elder that always said, or-gig-ni-zation instead of organization.
Almost everyone in one congregation that I went to called it the Mosiac (mo-zee-ac) Law instead of Mosaic Law. Cracked me up!
I waxed hot with wrath at the many Ministry School Overseers who would counsel us all on our "pronounciation."
Expatbrit
Here are two:
Jehovah Witness (rather than Jehovah's)
Jehovah pronounced as GEE-hovah
lol seeker..yes you probably better stop...you are totally cracking me up here
Don't forget, Gee-Hover.
Variations on the above and others
Coop-dee-tatt
Sooper-flew-us
Due-ett-ter-ron-oh-mee
Eazee-kill (Bible prophet, quite adapt)
Zer-rub-a-bubble
*******
Thirdson
'To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing'
The biggest, most mispronounced name of all: “Jehovah” out of YHWH.......
how 'bout "stripure" instead of "scripture"
i hated it when the WT conductor would
"ax" a question. hhahahaha
