A title for a book on leaving the Witnesses - Any suggestions??

by Witness 007 14 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    Here are some of mine but there based on the Witness publications that stick in my mind.

    "You won't live forever in Paradise on earth." "Revalation it's grand climax in my pants." "Reasoning with our Scriptures." "The Greatest man who ever lived; Silvester Stallone." "All Scripture is Inspired or else." "Life how did it get here? By evolution or creation or UFO's." "Bull crap Insight into the Scriptures." "The daily sex Text 2008." "Awake while in a coma." "The Watchtower anouncing Jehovah's Kingdom, again and again until we get it right." "Our Kingdom Ministry is going no-where." "Yearbook of Jehovah's Witnesses 2008 a.k.a The Brainwashed Chronicles."

    {Brochures} "How can Blood save your life by dying a horrible death." "The Trinity -Who cares!" "Jehovah's Witness kid's how to embarrass them at school." "Is there Life after Death since I wasted this life as a Witness."

  • BFD
    BFD

    I'll go with your theme...

    "Millions Now Trapped Will Never Escape....But I did"

    BFD

  • tula
    tula

    Out of Bondage and Into the New Light

  • martinwellborne
    martinwellborne

    OVER THE YEARS I HAVE COME TO REGARD YOU AS, PEOPLE I MET!!!

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist

    >> "All Scripture is Inspired or else."
    >> "The Trinity -Who cares!"

    LOL -- loved these!

    "1001 Things You're Not Allowed To Do"

    "Knocking On Doors, Knocking Other Religions"

    "Jehovah's What-nesses -- The Self-Important Group You Know Nothing About"

    "'Come, Be My Pedophile'"

    Dave

  • Homerovah the Almighty
    Homerovah the Almighty

    " Running from the slavery of the Watchtower "

  • Quandry
    Quandry

    "Is there Life after Death since I wasted this life as a Witness."

    Oh, that is just tooooooo funny!!!!!!

    How about "The Greatest Scam That Ever Lived"

  • tula
    tula
  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut
    "All Scripture is Inspired or else."

    I like that one.

  • The Last Nephilim
    The Last Nephilim

    "What Does the Watchtower REALLY Teach"
    "Knowledge That Leads to Everlasting Strife"
    "Draw Close to the Organization"
    "Is There an Elder Who Cares About You?"
    "Come Be OUR Follower"
    "The Greatest Pioneer Who Never Lived"
    "The Secret of Family Crappiness"
    "Questions Young People Ask- Answers That Shut Them Up!"

    I'll think of more later...

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