ugg. I know what its like to be that shy, inept person who would do stupid crap like that. I feel so terrible for him!
funny what can happen if they think you are an elder...true sex story
by oompa 41 Replies latest jw friends
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Dogaradodya
Ha-ha! I can't stop lol ...
Funny, but when the topic in MS meeting was about masturbation, no one among the elders would like to take the part. They always asked me to do it -- a single twenty-something.
That's all folks, good night! It's 3:30 am here; I'm already sleepy.
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Alex Delta
maybe Apostate111 is angry because his penis is apostate and he isn't
WOW!!!
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dawg
Apostate1111-sorry, you'll not be persecuted here like you are at your kingdom hall... we all are healing JWs, and though we hate the lies that we were taught we rarely hate individual Jws... stay and learn the facts, not what you've been taught by the liars who call themselves "faithful and descreet"... you'll find the real truth here. Welcome to the forum.
That said, I really feel sorry for that young man, its sads that a totally natural behavior is so frowned upon by others who clearly are jacking themselves. THat's because there's two kinds of people, those who do it and those that lie about it... which are you? I do it....
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Honesty
Welcome to the truth about the truth board, Apostate111.
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keyser soze
I still think of it as a sin. To this day I have to have someone do it for me. To me I mean. Not to themselves and have me watch. That's just weird.
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Sparkplug
Awake and watching! Thanks for that. I lately wonder if anyone reads my rants! lol Now I can feel like a good fairy for a bit!
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flipper
It really is true that the elders put fear in people about masturbating . My dad an elder tried talking to me about it at age 14 - but he was too late , I had already discovered the joys of placing a well positioned body in front of the high speed jets in the jacuzzi on our family vacation visiting my grandparents condo on the beach at age 13 ! Dinner time would come and they'd be yelling out to me sitting alone in the jacuzzi , " Oh young Mr. Flipper it's dinner time ! " I'd just say, " Yeah wait just one more minute ! " Boy, those were the days of our youth , eh ? Peace out, Mr. Flipper
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Sparkplug
I had already discovered the joys of placing a well positioned body in front of the high speed jets in the jacuzzi
Amen!
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bonnzo
i knew it was you the whole time oompa. i got rid of my porn for you and still you reject me. i still think you're cute. remember the midnight swim after a floor we did together in VA.?